Me and this guy have flirted many times before and he’s always had a crush on me. He’s rubbed my back and felt me up when we were just kickin’ it and one time he started tickling my tummy with the tips of his fingers and then they crept down my belly button to the edge of my panties, and he walked them down into my secret place and his middle and index chubbies slid into my wet canal and so casually rocked back and forth while we were chit chatting about bullshit and friends and who got married and who had a baby and other best-buddy things.

He even dropped down to the floor and pulled my knees apart and decided that my vagina needed a licking and so his tongue started lapping up the saliva from my cave and his lips formed a circle around my clit and enclosed it like a bottle cap screwed on tight.

He twisted and twisted that bottle cap with his teeth so hard he made it explode everywhere as it bursted open. Yes, that was a metaphor for my clit getting the shit sucked out of it and my pussy exploding with cum all over his mouth, something that makes me want him to shove his tongue down my throat so that I can smell and taste my wet lady juice and lick it off of his tongue. I know I’m dirty and I know I’m a pervert. I think of things not even the naughtiest porn stars could think of and I shock people with the dirty words that come out of my mouth. Not many females can think like I do and not many females can talk dirty the way I can. It’s wonderful and I wouldn’t trade my imagination for the world. I kind of am in the perfect profession!
And I know I’ve teased the hell out of this friend of mine for ten years, and he’s wanted to fuck me forever. I send him naked pictures for his birthday and every once in a while just because, he’ll tell me thank you and also because he’ll tell me how hot and sexy I am so it makes me feel good. And then I take more. Even hotter ones; videos.

Ones where I film myself lying on my side, the camera rolling over my nipples, hand crawling down into myself and then I roll onto my back and kick my legs open, pull my fingers out of my pussy and rub them on my clit in fast circular motions, and then bend over doggy style and spread my legs open a little more so you can see my ass hole and then usually the cam times out.

So I watch it and then send it to him, and he loves it. He just love love loves it.
“So what are you up to now?” he asks me, looking me up and down, boner already forming in his pants because our bodies rubbed together a little too long when we hugged.
“Oh, you, know,” I say, “same old, working at the insurance co., getting laid over the phone…”
“What?” He blushes and laughs, and I elaborate and tell him about my phone sex operator job not only because I fucking love it but also because I want to turn him on. I’m done teasing him, he looks amazing, he’s been spending tons of time at the gym and I want to fuck him. N – O – W !
“Did you like that video I sent you on your birthday?” I smile deviously and walk away, and we continue to hang out with other friends for the rest of the party, and then he goes to the bathroom and I follow him and lay down on the bed next to the bathroom.
He comes out and tackles me, unsure of our next step but wanting my body to touch his. I slide my leg in-between his and rub my hands all over his chest. I want his penis inside my cooch right then and there.
But we’re in our friend’s bed and she walks in and flops down on the other side of me and turns on a movie.

So I’m looking at my friend and my hands are on his dick and I’m jerking him off and he’s rubbing me out and she’s pretending not to notice.

She gets up and asks if we want something to drink and we both say “YES” at the same time and she leaves and I press my lips against his and kiss him and oh my his tongue is so amazing and he’s a really good kisser and we press our bodies closer together.
We rub our titties, nipple kissing nipple, and his fingers open my pussy and I pull his boxer briefs down under his cock so it hangs out and he is rubbing his dick against my pussy from the outside.
I’m already almost cumming and my friend walks back in with three cups of water and tries to hand them to us and I don’t know what to tell her. She makes fun of us and tells us Really? and she sets the waters down and I look at homie and I lick his lips. He laughs and dips out, and then seconds later when he’s in his car he texts me telling me how naughty I am.
My girlfriend tells me the same thing and that she didn’t want any of his cum in her bed.

I say they’re both no fun…

And I still didn’t get to cum,

So I’m sitting here, horny as fuck, pussy wet as a slip and slide,

I’m even hornier than ever now and that if women can get blue balls then I definitely have a blue clit.

I hope it’s not rude if I masturbate in my friend’s bed after, or maybe even before, she falls asleep…

And I say that maybe or maybe I did not bring myself to a phenomenal climax before or after she closed her eyes… ;)

Call me, guys, I need some COCK! STAT!

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