We all know by now that this is a joke…right? Well it didn’t used to be (900 phone numbers were real). But we seriously can’t get enough, we HAVE to collect ANY & ALL phone sex-related humor out there. It’s our job and we’re constantly amused ;)

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Woohoo, yes people! So you can show your ass cheeks, twerk, show your big boobs, show pictures of BARELY CLOTHED girls, talk about cum and other sexually explicit topics on YouTube (there’s countless examples that I’ve searched for myself and it’s there for all to see)…but you can’t post a video that only suggests phone sex. Shaking my damn head.

But that’s ok. I guess that means somebody’s paying attention to us, and that could be a good thing so we’ll take it. Glad we have this blog as a backup. So enjoy the video & call:

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This video is pretty self-explanatory and might I add: YUMMY! So how could you NOT call us? Sorry but there are no naked young girls in this video because YouTube doesn’t allow nudity. So we kept it PG.

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Wanna talk to a barely legal girl right now? You know what to do, Daddy!

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I posted something about ASMR before at my other phone sex blog; it’s pretty interesting and worth repeating here.

It actually has nothing to do with phone sex, but her YouTube videos are quite soothing to the eyes and ears, (as proven by the number of views). If you have trouble sleeping, try watching her videos with headphones on and you’ll see what I mean. If you don’t know what ASMR is, Google it yourself since this link from Wikipedia is very technical.

But if you think all of this is way too boring (and that’s fine), then feel free to call & speak to a live (and oh-so-sexy) operator now:

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Well lucky you. You get another sexy blog post from me! While it’s true that 1-800-PHONESEX.com has everything you need, we have other phone sex sites that cater to your exact needs. So if you’re into hot girls with hard cocks & want to get downright NASTY (with dirty pics to match) visit 1-800-GIRLMAN.com. You won’t be disappointed! Only 89¢ per min*

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Hope this makes you laugh a little, it certainly made me laugh! Tina Fey is hilarious and one hell of a woman. I imagine some of you would want to call someone like her.

If you have (and can) appreciate a sense of humor & would like to talk to a mature & sexy woman who doesn’t take her self too seriously, give us a call! Let’s face it, older and experienced women are everyone’s cup of tea right now.

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