We keep it PG on there because obviously Instagram doesn’t allow nudity. Yet somehow, people are finding ways to post nudes. I saw plenty of dick pics by the way! And girls with big asses with barely a tinyass thong in between those cheeks.

Not to go off on a tangent here (I lied, I’m about to) but I dream of an alternate universe, a universe that accomodates porn, porn stars, sex workers, sex educators and basically anyone who is involved – businesses and consumers alike. We would have adult versions of everything – from Facebook, to Twitter, to Instagram; even all the channels on TV would be just adult entertainment and a sex ed channel of course. Our malls and restaurants would have funny ‘porn-y’ names. Imagine that. The mainstream entertainment people can have their universe back.

But if it DID actually happen, please believe that A LOT of people would be jumping on board this alternate adult universe.

Because sex sells & everyone loves porn.

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Seriously, how generous are we?? So generous that we created another summertime wallpaper! So for those who are night owls (like me) and prefer a darker background for your computer, we hope you enjoy. And best of all, it’s XXX rated! Just make sure your underage brother, sister or snooping family member doesn’t see this, ok?? Click to download our FREE Wallpaper Night Version now!

So…are you horny or what? ;)

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Let’s be honest here, none of us really have time to go to the beach or even the pool, right? We’re all working hard trying to make money! We’re hustlers baby, on the phone 24/7! But don’t fret, you can enjoy the beach AND a pretty girl right in the privacy of your home. Click to download our FREE 1-800-PHONESEX Summer Girl desktop wallpaper!

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It’s Throwback Thursday. Ok seriously, not to sound like an old fart but TIME FLIES! If you’ve been using our services for over a year then you might remember this version of 1-800-PHONESEX.com from 2014. It’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think? What can we say, we love to hit you in the face with hot girls, because you deserve the best visuals to stimulate your phone sex fantasy.

So if you’re feeling it, you know what to do sexy. Click on the pic to call now! Horny girls of all shades of HOT are waiting for YOU! ;)

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