He sent me A DICK PIC!!!!!!!!!

I seriously didn’t expect anything to happen when I messaged him, but this famous rapper (can’t tell ya who!) totally sent me “Hi” with a smiley face when I added him as a friend on facebook. He was coming to town and I wanted free tickets!

After a few messages of me telling him about my day job (phone sex extraordinaire) and him being super turned on by that and telling me how hot and sexy and perfect I am, I decided to have a little fun and sent him some dirty pics, tittie pics, an ass shot, a vibrator on my clit. Yeaaaaah boy I know how to take nude selfies that will make your cock HARD.

So this dude sends me a million messages back telling me I’m so sexy, I have an amazing ass, we have to meet, we just have to…

So I’m like okay I’m coming to your show, get me backstage passes!

I send him my number and in the middle of the night I get a phone call from a strange number. So I’m sleeping but I listen to the voicemail in the morning… it’s a black dude’s voice I can hardly understand, and I lose my shit.

Literally my panties filled up with sticky wet juice as soon as I realized who it was!

I’ve never been with a black guy before, or a celebrity, so this was like WHOA…

Then it happened…he sent me a bunch of pictures of his BBC: his big, fat, hard, long-as-fuck black fuck-stick. Even one with a ruler next to it! Dude…I’m talking 9+ inches!

I wanted that fat cock of his in my cunt like a stripper wants money. When I saw that ruler, my pussy almost cried out “YES PLEASE!” lol

So that weekend I text dude when I’m in the lobby of his fancy hotel and then I look out the window at the view of the city and the elevator door opens and I hear a voice say, “Gorgeous woman” and I turn around and it’s HIM, the famous rapper who I’ve been listening to for years, right in front of my face, in his baggy sweat shorts and without a shirt on.

So I smile my charming smile and walk up to him and he puts his arms around me and I can feel his cock is already hard.

“I was just looking at your pictures girl,” he tells me, and we walk back in the elevator. As soon as the door closes he kisses me, and I feel like he’s gonna push the emergency stop so we can fuck right there.

So I’m in his hotel room still in shock and he pulls me to the bed and rubs my ass. There is a bottle of coconut oil sitting on the table and he’s ooohing and aaaahhing and he pulls my pants down.

I thought we were going to wait until after the show, so now I’m freaking out wondering if we’re going to fuck now and then I would have to leave and not even be able to go to the after party where all the cool people hang out.

My pants are down and he’s kissing my booty and reaches for the oil and massages it slowly into my ass. It’s warm and his hands are big and they feel SO GOOD.

So then he keeps kissing my ass and he starts licking my asshole, then suddenly I feel his tongue inside of me. HIS TONGUE WAS INSIDE OF ME! This famous rapper’s tongue!!

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Then he took his tongue out of my ass he took my pussy in his mouth and started licking my clit real slowly, like he was lapping up a delicious dessert.

His cock was so hard and so fucking long it fell down to his knees and I grabbed it and started jerking it and before I knew it I was on my back and he was rubbing his mushroom tip on my clit.

I couldn’t take it anymore, I was going to cum, but I wanted to wait it was so fucking hot.

He barely inserted his cock in my pussy before I exploded. I’m almost ashamed of how fast that fat dark meat made me cum!

I dripped all over the head of his dick and he shoved it in further. I swear I felt it hit my rib cage it was so damn long, and after a few pumps he pulled out and dropped his cum all over my belly.

I just stared at him in awe, thinking this is better than an autograph, thinking I will never wash my stomach again.

He said “Damn girl,” and “Mmmmhhh” and then put his sweats back on. There was definitely more to cum after the show, which was amazing btw, I got to watch from the side of the stage. And all the girls and other rappers in his posse knew I was a groupie but whatever, there’s a first time for everything!

PS: My cunt was SO sore for the next few days. All of that big black cock was insane! I think I’m addicted though…like, I’m so INTO black guys now!

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K kids, since it’s almost Valentine’s Day, I thought this would be a red hot and nasty fucking blog to share with you guys! ;)

So I’ve been with my boyfee for 5 years, yada yada yada, about two weeks ago I had asked him what his ultimate fantasy would be? We’ve done threesomes (with girls) to death, so I was kind of wanting to try something new. So I waited until we were a little drunk, and I threw out the idea of a threesome, but this time, with another DUDE. I was super sure he was going to act all weird, but he kinda shocked me when he said he’d actually really love to WATCH ME get fucked by a BIG BLACK GUY!

I had no clue where this came from—we hardly know any black people! So I that’s what I said, and HE said he knows a guy at work that’s like 6’ 4”. He said it wasn’t about the guy other than that- he’s def straight, but that the thought of watching me bounce on and choking on a giant black cock drove him nuts, but he didn’t know how to bring it up. (I’m a petite Asian girl- only 5 feet tall, 90lbs, BTW!)

So I have never been with a black guy before except on the phones for work, so I was kind of excited at the idea. So I have no idea what he actually said to the guy, but when he came, he made sure everything was perfect. We had cocktails and beer, 420, porn on a big screen, a fire going—all of it was set up like a freaking movie! Me and my boyfee just sort of sat quietly, listening to music till he got there. When I opened the door I was actually super stoked because he was way hot—like Kobe hot- and I swear I must have grinned ear to ear. He was polite too, and came in and we got a drink in his hand. He seemed kinda nervous too.

Have you ever done anything like this? I asked him.

Not really he said.

After we smoked a J, I stood up and stripped out of my dress.
What should I do? I asked the boys.

Dance for us my boyfee said, turning up the music. They were both sitting on the sofa, so I walked over and danced, moving my hips, waving my ass in their faces, playing my best stripper role! Lol

So I undid my bra, and when my perky little tits (guys LOVE my tits—they’re small but perfectly-shaped and have the tiniest lil nips!) popped out, this guy’s boner went off the charts! I really wanted to see it, so I looked over at my boyfee as I put my hand on the guy’s pants.

Can I take it out, baby? I asked.

Yeah, take it out.

The guy sat back as I undid his jeans. My boyfriend was watching me so intently! As I pulled this thing out, it was like a giant fucking brown anaconda! For serious it was longer than my whole face. It was like a tree trunk!

Suck it my boyfee commanded me.

I took a deep breath and opened my mouth. I had relax my jaw and open it as wide as I could to fit that fat chocolate mushroom head in there without scraping it with my teeth! It filled my whole mouth- I was thinking how the fuck I was I going to suck all of it? So I relaxed the back of my throat and let this giant thing slide down, filling my entire mouth and throat like a giant sword I was gonna swallow. I almost gagged and I looked up to see the guy biting his lip, clearly loving watching me struggle.

That’s right white girl—choke on that fat D, he said.

My boyfriend was unzipping his jeans, his hand was on his cock now and he was stroking it, silently watching me do my best to swallow that giant pole.

Then the guy moved forward on the sofa, grabbing the back of my head and forcing himself even deeper down my throat. My gag reflex was sounding off, and I felt like I was gonna puke, and yet it was so hot. He held my face to him, jamming that giant cock down to what felt like my chest.

Now fuck her with that my boyfriend said, and all at once that thing was out of my throat and I could breathe again.

Get on top on him, so I can watch you bounce of that fat black dick he said.

He laid right down on the floor, and I climbed on top of him, positioning myself over that snake. As the fat head pushed into me, I think I yelled out OH GOD! It hurt, and it wasn’t even halfway in yet!

C’mon baby…you can do it. Let him split you open with that fact black dick. You can take it, you dirty whore.

The guy pulled me down onto it, until it felt like it was busting into my belly. I’ve never been filled by a cock like that before! He began to buck upward as I rolled my hips into him. It hurt at first, but after a few mins I could not believe how fucking amazing it felt! He started to pant.

Oh my god you little white bitch you sooooo tight…you like to seduce big black guys with this tight little pussy huh? And make your boyfriend watch too, huh, you little whore?

Yes! I screamed

You like that fat ghetto dick, huh?

Yes! I screamed again.

Mmmmmm he moaned…dat little white pussy is gonna make me cum too soon!

Next thing I know my boyfriend is standing up, cock in my face.

Fuck her doggy he says.

I get up and flip over, wondering if I can take all that cock this way, but I don’t have time to even worry about it because suddenly I feel that cock jam into me HARD!

And my boyfriend get in front of me and says suck my cock.
Suck my cock while he fucks you, you little dirty whore.

I opened my mouth and began sucking his cock—it felt small now compared to the giant arm I’d had in there minutes earlier and it was easier to breathe. But oh my god that pumping from behind- and then that thrusting in my face—I was literally being fucked on both ends, and I was loving it. I know it sounds super slutty, but fuck it, it’s the truth. I felt like I was the hottest sex toy in the world, and I like the idea of being totally used by these two guys.

Oh yeah bitch the guy said…I hear you on the pill so I’m gonna blast a fat load up in that tight little white girl pussy.

Yes I said. My boyfriend began to moan too.

I’m gonna blow too. I’m close!

And then they both started pumping hard and fast. I was like a vibrating kebob caught between them, with my boyfee jamming his rod into the back of my throat, and that fat black cock sliding in and out of my pussy. The harder the guy thrust, the harder I moaned, and the further it pushed my boyfees cock down my throat. Suddenly I felt him go–pumping his juice down it, and then suddenly the guy behind me was holding my ass tight, squirting what seemed like pump after pump of his juice inside me. I was being stuffed with fluid on both ends, and felt greedily, dizzily happy.

So happy, I even went to both guys on my knees and obediently licked each of their cocks clean, lapping up any jizz that wasn’t already inside me as they petted my head like I was a little dog. God…even writing this right now is getting my panties soaked. I seriously cannot wait to do that again. My boyfee says next time he’s gonna make my take that BBC in the ass! I’m a little scared but way excited for that one!!!

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Ok so im calling this blog Slut Problems, cuz that’s what I think ive got! Its like every time I go to a party or something, my bestie is MAD at me! Every SINGLE time! So shes Asian and pretty uptight and shes got this really REALLY jealous boyfriend, so she has to be SUPER careful when so goes out the she doesn’t talk to other guys and stuff so anyway, im single and DON’T GIVE A FUCK so of course im going to FLIRT and shit! Why not?!!!! Im on the damn prowl and that should be fine and its no ones business AT ALL! And the fucked up shit is that she USED to be JUST like me! Worse, even! I swear, the stories I have on her! She knows!!! So anyways no one should be caring, but shes always over the corner, giving me those EYES you know which I mean…

So last weekend were drunk at a party and im sitting on this super hot guys lap, and im flirting and having fun, and shes over there looking all pissy. And this party is like super dark, and there were definitely people on drugs and stuff, and this guy CLEARLY has a giant cock. I swear that when it started getting hard, I was literaly rising up with it! So im sitting on this giant cock, and the only thing between me and it is his jeans and my panties, really, since my skirt is so short. This guy is kinda sleazy, but I kinda like that honestly. And so I was, you know, sorta rubbing my ass on his a bit, bouncing a bit, totally trying to drive him nuts. And it worked of course! But it also drove my friend nuts too, cuz she came over and grabbed my hand and said we needed to leave. And then it finaly hit me! She was JEALOUS! And not JUST jealous that I can fuck whoever I want, but also jealous that I was spending my attention on someone else! Like she felt left out or something!

So I took her hand and literaly put it on my tit! I just took it and slid it down my shirt and under my bra real quick and the next thing we both know her hands on my tit! Im not even sure what I expected honestly. But she didn’t pull her hand away! So I thought fuck it, and put MY hand up HER shirt too! And I had always thought she had cute breasts, and I was shocked that it kinda turned me on to hold one. My tits are pretty big (full C’s) and really soft…but she felt different. They were small but super firm. They sorta just stood out from her chest like gumdrops or something. Her nipple was really hard, and I just ran my thumb over it gently, and even through all the blasting music, I totally heard her make a little breath sound. Like, a SEXY sound, ya know?

So I pulled her a little closer, more into the shadows of the corner we were in, and lifted her shirt up over her tits. They were SO CUTE! I couldn’t help it- my mouth went to one, then the other. The guy under me groaned- I almost forgot about him at that point!

So I ground into my with my pussy, pressing down hard on his lap as I sucked her titties. She started to pull away cuz I think she started to get scared I think that someone would see, but it was really dark in there and no one gave a fuck anyways so I wasn’t worried. I pulled her closer, flicking her nipples with my tongue. When I ran my hand up her skirt and pulled aside her panties, she was totally wet! Dirty little lesbian liar! She told me she wasn’t into girls! Right!

I slid a finger in her pussy. Two. Three. Before I knew it I was totally fucking her with my fingers while I sucked on her tits. Dude suddenly lifts me up a bit and I hear his jean unzip, then he’s tugging my panties to the side. Next thing I know, his cock is inside me and he’s bouncing me on it as I slide my fingers in and out of my bestie, the whole time also sucking on her tits. If she was gonna be jealous it was my job to make her feel included, ya know? But I admit I liked this way more than I thought. And for reals this guys cock feels HUGE inside me. I mean I never actually SAW it be it had to be one of the biggest ive ever ridden for sure! And wait…so heres the best part! My bestie starts whimpering and I know shes gonna cum, and just thinking about her cuming all over my fingers while this strange guys cock is inside me make me start to cum. And that makes the DUDE start to cum too! No shit! So shes shaking and her pussy is vibrating on my hand and im sucking her left tit HARD and she cums and then my pussy starts to constrict around his cock and I cum, and then he’s lifting me up and snatching his cock out of me as HE comes, pumping into his hand, trying not to make a total mess of this freaking club were in. (Gross!)

Then it got SUPER WEIRD. Like, she pulled her shirt back down, and her skirt back down, and told me we needed to leave. And it was late so I was like whatever, and we got an Uber home and I didn’t even give the guy my number. And can you believe this shit IN THE UBER my bestie turns to me and says im too slutty and I need to tone it down! I could NOT believe it! Less than 5 mins after shes cuming on me, shes telling ME I need to tone it down? Nope! I told her shes lucky I don’t tell her boyfee! Hed dump her in a second!

God she drives me nuts sometimes but im not gonna lie. I really liked fucking her! I would SO do it again! How do I get my friend to just dump this jerk and be a slut like me?! Now the bitch hasn’t called me in a week so well see what happens! Lol Maybe I should blackmail her into fucking me? Im kidding. Kind of.

Or I might be needing a new best friend soon! :/
-“Kaycee”

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1. I can say “FUCK” all the fucking time. That’s probably my favorite word.

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