Last weekend we all went out and got SHITFACED drunk.

“We” as in me, my boyfriend, my friend Amanda, and her new boyfriend Mike. (All names have been changed to protect the non-innocent!)
So we knocked back quite a few at the bar and then ended up at my place, where Amanda and I were dancing close and sexy while my boyfee played DJ. And just like every time I get drunk, my bisexual side comes a-roarin’ out!

Before I knew it Amanda and I had our tongues down each other’s throats and the boys were egging us on!



Not wanting to disappoint, I grabbed Amanda by her long blonde ponytail and kissed down her neck…then lifted up her shirt and unsnapped her bra…the whole time with JUST enough sobriety left in my to worry/wonder how her new man was going to feel about this, since I have no idea how he feel about Amanda being Bi. But as I wrapped my mouth around one of her adorable little A cups, he sure seemed down so I didn’t stop!


I stripped her naked in the center of the room and laid her down. The guys were both like “YEAH, DO THAT” so she laid back and we continued to make out as I made my way down her body with my kisses.

Then I heard the sound of zippers and both our dudes had their cocks out, sitting on the sofa, and started stroking themselves to Amanda and me.

“TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF TOO” Mike told Amanda, slowly wringing his cock.


Amanda pulled my dress off over my head and pulled off my panties and now she laid me down on the floor and spread my legs. I closed my eyes as I felt her warm, soft tongue slip between my pussy lips. I couldn’t help but moan as one of her French manicured-fingers slid into me as well. I kinda felt like a porn star, getting finger-banged by a hot chick while people watched.

I opened my eyes and looked over at the boys and couldn’t believe what I saw: Mike had his hand around MY boyfriend’s cock, and was stroking him off!

I never, not in a MILLION YEARS would have thought my man would be down with that! For like one second I felt weird and betrayed even, but then, as I continued to watch while also enjoying Amanda rubbing my clit, I started to really like it! I’ve totally never seen a guy jerk off another guy before, and it was much hotter than I would have thought!
So, since THEY had been so hip on giving directives to US girls, I suddenly felt emboldened to give some of my own!

“HEY—WHY DON’T YOU LET MIKE SUCK IT?” I asked my boyfee.

I mean, shit—if Mike was into stroking another dude’s cock, is a blowjob that far off? Obvs this dude Mike was bi too, so…
My man is supposedly straight. HOWEVER. Mike got down in front of him and there were NO objections!

My man slipped his hard cock right into Mike’s eager mouth while Amanda dove into my pussy again, this time jamming a finger in my asshole, too.

I was driving me nuts! But so was Mike sucking on my boyfriend’s dick! WHY was that so hot?!

But wait! It gets better!
Amanda wriggled her ass at Mike and it’s like they read each others minds.

“COME FUCK L________” Amanda says to my man about me.
So my boyfee lays down on top of me and slips it in. Somehow just having an audience was hot, but they had way more in mind! So I’m laying there with my legs up in the air getting fucked, and then Amanda is straddling my face with her wet pussy. I grab her sweet thighs and pull her pussy lips into my mouth. She starts riding my face as my man fucks me!
BUT WAIT!
It gets BETTER!!!!
Mike whispered something in my boyfees ear, and my man looked a bit apprehensive, and then Mike whispers something else, and my boyfee nods.

Next thing I know, Mike is BEHIND my man and takes his schlong, spits on it, and spreads my man’s cheeks and SLOWLY pushes his cock into his ass.

“ITS COOL DUDE” I heard Mike say “YOU’LL LOVE IT”
So I’m licking and sucking at Amanda’s clit as she gyrates like crazy (and LOUDLY!) on my face. My boyfee is fucking my pussy hard. And Mike is ramming his cock into my man’s ass and I can feel every thrust coming from behind. And OMG you guys it was INSANELY HOT!!!!
Kat starts cumming first, all loud and almost suffocating me with her juices, and it’s so hot having her writhe on my face that I start cumming too! Then my man says he’s close, and Mike says so too.

“CUM ON US!” both us girls cried, and so as they were ready, my man pulls his cock out and aims it at my stomach.

Amanda—that dirty slut—crawls over to Mike and he pulls his fat throbbing cock out of my man’s ass and aims it right at her face!

FUCKING A. It was like we had our own porno!

So…now what do I do? Is my boyfriend Bi now? I mean, I’m cool with it—that was fucking hot and I’d like to do it again—but I’m just mad surprised he let that happen! Let’s hope he doesn’t have regrets about it cuz I really, like REALLY liked watching my man get his dick sucked by another dude! And I wish I had a better view of the ass-fucking, so… I’m trying to plan another night like this!

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Aight guys so I’m kind of a bad girl! I am 19 and super cute and always horny so guys like to buy me drinks. And I recently got kicked out of a bar because I was in there drinking. Not just kicked out though – I was like druuuunk and got arrested. Since I had a record – I got caught tagging up graffiti shit on my 18th birthday after my team won a super crucial game – I was taken to jail!

I had to spend 3 days in that bitch before I was able to get bailed out.

And dude,that’s A LOT of days when you’re hot and horny and like dick in your mouth like every night.

 

I couldn’t fuck, I couldn’t work myself up at werk on the phone line, masturbating could be tricky just cuz other people could hear me but I was kinda like whatever, I need to flick my clit and stick something in my cooter. Like I need to cum.

So after dinner most girls went to the showers and did their thing. Or some did their bible study but that’s boring. I wanted to see some tits so I went to the showers so I could look at all the naked girls. I saw titties and asses and I was gettin’ all writhed up, my pussy tingling and feeling stars all around it. I dropped my towel and stood there, about to reach my hand down between my legs when the hottest chick there – this Brazilian girl – walked in front of me, fully nekkid, hella hot body, slim tummy, thick thighs, ba-dunk-a-dunk in her trunk and gorgeous perfect round supple tits. I almost jumped on her right there – attacking like a starving pouncing on its prey. 

I followed her into the showers – there were a bunch of shower heads in a line so 10 people could take a shower at once – and found an open spot next to her. She was on the end by the wall.

Once the water hit my shoulders and sprayed drops of water lightly over my breasts I turned toward her and tilted my head back and ran my hands through my hair. The water was dripping all over my face and she turned toward me at the same time – her tits right in front of my face – and of all things –

SHE DROPPED THE SOAP!

I almost busted out laughing because she dropped the fucking soap, like I was in a mother fuckin’ movie or something – but she was so sensual about it I was immensely turned on. I mean, I saw her beautiful South American ass bent over and I swear to fucking god if I was a man I would have rammed my dick right up in that booty.

Fuck the pussy, I would have stuck my cock right up her fat ass. And I bet it was hella tight too!

 

I decided to work my magic – it had been a few months since I got down on a chick – and I bent down to grab the soap for her. Our hands touched as we reached for it at the same time and she looked up at me. Her beautiful blue eyes under her brown bangs and her innocent face – I wondered if she had ever had her box eaten out by another female before.

 

I just went for it. I kissed her. I wrapped my tongue around hers and pressed my lips against her lips and we stood up, our hands feeling each other’s bodies, my hands gripping her big booty, her hands running along my waist and then down my thighs. I pushed her into the wall, my boobies touching hers – nipple to nipple – and I kissed every bit of her belly as I made my way down to my knees and stuck my tongue out in-between her legs.


I tickled her clit, opening her pussy lips with my tongue, and she leanded back against the wall and moaned.

 

She grabbed my hair tightly with her fingers and I was eating her out so hard she came in my mouth. Then she pushed me back against the wall next to me and kissed me, then she got down on her knees and repaid the favor!

God damn she was good!!! This chick had a tongue like a snake – wrapping around every little crevice my vagina and inner thighs and asshole had to offer. I learned the answer to my question – she definitely had been with chicks before! She had to have! Thinking about her getting it on with other chicks turned me on even more and I let go – I bursted all up on her lips. She looked at me – her index and middle fingers still inside of me, my cum in her mouth, and smiled. I pushed her down and lied on top of her on the floor. On the floor of the fucking jail shower. We made out for what seemed like another ten hours and no one was even yelling at us for taking too long in the shower.

It didn’t take long to realize we had an audience – quite a few girls, naked girls, were standing there watching this whole thing take place.

 

A few of them were even rubbing themselves out. I think they really enjoyed the show, and it was funny because the next day everyone asked me when I was going to take my shower.

Oops, I got bailed out. No more jail showers for me! I definitely got Miss Brazil’s email address though! Can’t wait to see her again =)

Now back to work! Ready for that cock!!!!

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oh holy happy shit– can you guess what I did this weekend, guys? i know YOU know this story is gonna be juicy AF, so i won’t keep you in suspense:

I ended up getting licked and fucked frontways, sideways, backways, and upways…by a female friend!

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so ive got this friend (lets call her Ava) who works as a stripper, and once in a while, for the right client, is a high-end call girl.  she’s also super cute and fun, and in the last six months since we met, ive had a great time going to bars and clubs with her and whatnot. so she’s fully bisexual, and had told me she thought i was hot, but i had a boyfriend, so that was that. Well. my boyfriend and I broke up last week, and so Ava was the first call I made. and of course she was down to go out and party my blues away.

the night didn’t quite go like I imagined…it went waaaaay better.

I thought I’d end up getting shitfaced drink and flirting with some losers at the bar and end up sucking a random cock of a guy I’ll never call back just in spite of my ex.

But thats soooo not what happened. in fact, cock never came into the equation at all and im honestly shocked i can have so much fun without one! so, ok…

it’s prolly not too hard to imagine how it went down: us, on our 6th shot of tequila each, me, feeling rejected and pissed but also hot in my little dress. Feeling like I wanted to fuck a bit more with each shot. But the bar didn’t have many prospects. it wasn’t long before Ava was telling me we should finish the bottle of Patron she had at her place.

The next think I know, she’s telling me shes had a crush on me since day 1, and that she’s dreamed about eating my pussy since day 1, but she wanted to be respectful of my relationship.

And when she said “eat your pussy”, I felt a trickle of juice from down inside, wanting what she was selling! she really wanted to give me head that bad? it was kind of hot how much i felt wanted. guys, like, always want to get theirs– get a BJ from you, but how often do dudes beg to go down? I mean, SOME guys love that shit, but some guys dont do it AT ALL! lets just say i was ready and due for some head!

“OK” I told her “you can do whatever you want to me”

She stripped me down while she kissed me, massaging my tongue with hers. She stopped for a few mins to cup my breasts, and sucked them playfully while looking up at me. Then she made her way down.

Next thing I know, my legs are up in the air, and her tongue is parting my pussy lips gently.

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I could feel her tongue piercing across my clit as she lapped me up. I thought my god, this girl knows how to eat pussy! she slid a pretty painted finger, then two, then three, into me, all the while still sucking up my clit into her mouth. It felt like she had three hands and two mouths down there!

Then she stopped, laid down, and said “turn around for me, gorgeous”, motioning for me to straddle her face backwards! so of course i listened, because at that point i prolly would have done ANYTHING she asked cuz it all felt so good!

Despite being a bit shy with all the lights on, I spread myself, ass-up over her face, arching my back.

She grabbed the sides of my ass and pulled my down onto her face, where she started to go to town with her tongue on both my pussy AND my asshole!

It was outta this world! I couldn’t stop myself from moaning super loud, but she didnt’ seem to care. She started to rock me forward and back just a bit, so that my tits traced her belly each time she licked, and she moaned just from my nipples grazing her flat stomach! she was so hot and it was so cool she wanted ME and not some random dude from the bar.

She was eating my pussy like i was her last meal, clearly loving getting my juices all over her face.

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Then she really started to penetrate my ass deeply with her tongue while a thumb rubbed my clit vigorously.

I knew I was gonna cum. I shouted OH MY GODDDDDDD as my whole body convulsed on her face, shaking with a serious orgasm like id not had in maybe years!

She tenderly sucked my labia until the last of the tremors past. id never felt so spoiled orally before!

“Do you think you’d like to taste ME?” she asked next.

and who was i to deny her– she just gave me the best fucking head ever! so i figured it was now or never to try it!

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She got on her knees for me, her cute heels still on, and waved her ass in the air.

“Just lick it” she said, “the pussy, the ass…you’ll see- you’ll love it”

so i got back there and did as she said. she was sweet but salty, and when i started to lap at her like shed done to me, she began to moan loudly– i was doing it right! There was definitely some “like this” and “right here” as she showed me the ropes, but I was eager to learn! she’d eaten me so damn well i would have promised her my firstborn child in return for her not to stop! so I just got my face up in her cute, clean little ass and went to town, trying to imitate what she’d done to me. and it was hot as fuck to watch her squirm in pleasure at what I was doing to her!

“Now a third finger” she commanded, “and one in my ass”

I obeyed.

That’s when she started to buck against me– YES! she started to cry over and over YES YES YES and I felt her cum right on my face.

Afterwards, we collapsed on the bed, exhausted. She passed out sooner after, naked but still in her heels. i climbed in bed naked and spooned her, but I wasn’t done yet! I got out my cell phone and snapped a pic of us, which I sent to my ex with a message “it’s cool u dumped me cuz im into HOT PUSSY now and my new GF is hotter than yers!!!!”

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Hi guys, this is my first blog on here, so I’m going to try and follow the rules as best I can. No real names, no real places that are not public, etc.

Ok, so, my story is about GIRLS. I’m 100% bisexual, and have dated both women and men. But the reality is, I talk to dudes and phone fuck dudes every single night with my job.

But I seriously hadn’t been getting enough PUSSY in my face lately, and that sucks.

Like, in long while. So when I saw this chick the other night, I just went for it. Here’s the thing—she said she was STRAIGHT. But, like, she was wearing Converse with fishnets and she had a BLUE FAUX HAWK with shaved sides so in my mind I called bullshit on her straightness! I just KNEW that was a girl who had yet to DISCOVER the magic of another girl…

I won’t bore you with the details of how I asked her out under the guise of friendship only, or how I plied her with booze all night when we finally met up this weekend. Let’s suffice to say, at about 1:00am at my place, I was buzzed, she was pretty sloshed, and I leaned in to kiss her. To my surprise, she didn’t push me away at all—she kissed me back and then whispered “I don’t know”.

“Don’t know about what?” I asked her.

“I don’t know what to do” she said.

She looked so fucking CUTE in her little wifebeater tank top and plaid skirt. So innocent. She couldn’t have been more than 90lbs and an inch or two over 5 feet. I like that—I’m tall at 5’8”, and I love to dominate shorter girls. Anyways…

So I said “you don’t have to do anything this time. Just let me please you.”

“OK” she said quietly, and I leaned in and kissed her again. Her lips tasted like strawberries. Her tongue was delicate and melted into mine as I laid her back onto the sofa. I lifted her tank top up—but ONLY enough so that just the bottoms of her perfect little pointy A cups were peeking out—that shit turns me the fuck on! I licked the bottom of her breasts and laid her back.

She kicked off her sneakers and went to remove her fishnets, but I stopped her:

“I like them on” I said, and I just looped my finger into one of the holes and RIPPED THEM OPEN.

I did it just a bit- just enough to pull aside her thong– and I got on my knees, put my ass in the air, spread her labia, and started licking her pussy.

She immediately began to moan “OH MY GOD” over and over.

I licked my fingers and slipped them into her tight little shaven slit too. Straight MY ASS I thought as she began grinding her hips into my face.

“OH MY GOD no guy has ever eaten me like this” she moaned as she turned her head side-to-side, eyes rolling back.

I REALLY wanted to show her how good it is with girls, so I was, like, doing my absolute best. I coaxed one finger in her asshole and she was surprisingly relaxed, so then I took a jeweled butt plug and stuck that in while I vigorously fingered her pussy.

“Your cute little ass looks so adorable with my jewel” I told her, “I think I want it next. Roll over.”

She flipped over, and I ripped the backside of her fishnets too, and pulled out the plug, replacing it with my tongue.

“OH MY GOD!” she yelped as I tongued her tight little ass, pulling her cheeks around my face, digging as deep into her as I could.

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Hot little piece of ass, seriously! I’m soaking my chair remembering this for you, guys! She’d have let me eaten her INSIDE OUT, I swear! But I didn’t want her to CUM yet.

I picked her up like a dude SHOULD and carried her to my bedroom. Now it was my turn to get naked. I stripped out of my dress and again, I call BULLSHIT on her straightness because when she saw me naked, she licked her lips unconsciously! I climbed over her, kissing her again, now dragging my tits over her face. I shook them, slapping her with them.

“SUCK THEM” I told her. I mean, she had to do SOMETHING for me, right? Besides be a dripping hot pussy I was dying to have! Tease!

She was an apt pupil! She scooped up a breast in her hands and brought her lips to it. She started to suckle it almost like a baby, nursing at my tit, NEEDING something from me, and I swear in that moment, I fell a little bit in lust!

 

TRY THIS I told her, spreading my legs, swinging one over her head.

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I pressed my vagina against hers and she looked at me with big, questioning eyes.

All you have to do is grind against me, I showed her, arching my back, letting my hips roll into her.

“OOOOOooooooooo” she moaned as my pussy pressed against hers, clits rubbing together.

“Yeah, baby” I told her “just like that” and the next thing I know, this bitch is scissoring me like an old lesbian! She grabbed my leg and GROUND against me, and for the first time, I realized I would cum too.

“You like pussy now?” I asked her as I felt her getting to brink.

“YES! She yelled, “OH YES!!!”

I threw her on her back again. Scissoring was fun, but I knew I could make her cum hardest with my mouth. I sucked her pussy up into my mouth, flicking it with my tongue.

“You dirty little goddess” I told her “I could eat your pussy all night long and still want more”.

“You want more?” I asked her

YES!

So 4 fingers turned into my FIST, and before you know it, I’ve my entire FIST coming in and out of her, pounding her senseless.

OH…MY…FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!” she screamed, and I felt her pussy contract around my arm, holding me in place. For an extra thrill I started flicking her clit with my other hand as she came contracting around my fist, her pussy eating half of my arm.

When we were done, so was soooo cute and asked me if I was OK and if I had fun!

I told her it was a pleasure to fuck a tight, hot little piece like her, and that I’d love to be BI FRIENDS with benefits!

Bitch better call! LOL But, like, how can she not???!!!

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Omg u guys i just got home from the greatest nite of my life!!! ive been curious about GIRLS forever but ive never had any lesbian friends or bi friends as far as i knew so sadly it never came up BUT LAST NIGHT i finally got to try being with a girl!
it all started when my friend Bekka* took me to a new bar. honestly we didn’t know it was a very gay friendly bar and it took us a little while to notice that guys were with guys and a lot of the girls were dancing close. it wasnt long before a very pretty latina girl came up to me and started flirting. Id never been flirted with by a girl and she was so nice. she liked my dress, my eyes, my laugh. and she was WAY beautiful, guys. she had this thick black hair down to her ass and big dark eyes with the longest eyelashes ever.

I kept staring at her lips because she had these amazing full Selena type lips with dark red lipstick on.

she was super hot…and she was into ME! And she kept putting her hand on my waist when she talked i dude i could’t believe it but it was really turning me on! she kind of did it like a dude would– like put it there when people passed behind us, kind of like to protect me almost. i had no idea i could love a girl acting possessive of me! so anyways she kept buying me drinks and she couldnt’ believe i was never with a girl before and she told me she wanted to be my first!

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I laughed but she kept on and was telling me she could make me cum harder than any man ever had so OF COURSE i had to take the challenge!

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I told my friend I was leaving and she led me out of the bar, into a cab, and then we were at her place. She gave me another drink and tapped the sofa next to her and told me to sit down. I sat and she softly touched my cheek, my hair, and said “youre fucken HOT- I hope you know that” and i was shocked and told her No– YOU’RE fucken hot as fuck! Youre like a Selena twin mixed with that Vergara chick or whatever and she told me she has a thing for petite blondes like me. (yah!) She leaned in and kissed me and this is where it gets GOOD! Her kiss…omg you guys it was crazy! Her lips were the softest thing i ever felt and they sort of swallowed mine and I sucked her bottom lip and it made my pussy instantly all sticky and the next thing shes undoing my dress and then were both lying there naked and she lays me down. i was soooooo nervous you guys but i wanted to finally know what it was like so I laid back and let her go down on me! it was amazeballs!

She knew exactly where to lick, suck, and finger my little slit! She even pinched my pussy between two fingers and it made my whole body shake with pleasure!

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She cupped her hands under my ass and lifted my pussy to her and her hair tickled my thighs and omg! then i tried to do it back to her but i really didn’t know what i was doing! its funny i never thought i could like the taste of vagina but it was kinda salty and not bad at all really! so i licked her but i was really kinda lost :/ and she tried to guide me a bit. she has really nice tits with really dark nips and i sucked on them and she moaned so at least i know i did that part right! and then she opens a drawer and pulls out this double-headed dick thing and puts it on like with straps and it looks like she’s got a big bright red cock and she had to slide a dick end into her pussy to even get it on like it’s inside her, and then she mounts me. i was soooo excited guys when she leaned into me and i felt that plastic cock slide into my pussy like she was a dude but instead she’s this super gorgeous GIRL and the idea of it made me shake some more. It’s like i became someone else and i was moaning and moving into her and wanting more and i kept telling her “omg that feels so good– youre so beautiful” and she kept moving into me and then she pulled me on top of her.

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So then I rode that cock and her end inside her must have been hitting her G spot or something because I could tell she was feeling good and when I was getting close to cumming i told her and she started bucking harder and holding my hips down on that fake cock and we were sweating and panting and grunting and then we were cumming together both shaking like crazy saying “oh god oh god YES!”

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Then she leaned up and sucked my tit as I finished and then seroiusly we cuddled all the rest of the nite! She was so soft and so pretty and like you guys, am i a bisexual now? Cuz I really loved what we did and im still thinking about it all day today and should I call her? She gave me her number but now im feeling kinda shy but serously I swear the thought of her licking my pussy looking up at me with those giant brown cat eyes like im whats for dinner makes my panties wet all over again!!!!!!

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“Do you want cream?” I asked the smiling man in the window, his face lit up like he just shot a giant load of cum onto all of the Victoria’s Secret models’ faces.

“Absolutely. And lots of it.”

He winked at me and I bent over a little too far, just enough so that my titty slipped out of my bathing suit top and my little nipple peeked out. He almost dropped his coffee in his lap.

“Have a great day!” I told him flirtily and he sped off. I left my boob out until the next customer drove up and greeted him with full hard nips. It was cold outside!

I’m 19 and I live in the PNW. We have a lot of coffee stands that have “bikini baristas” which are girls that work inside these drive-thru coffee shops and wear… bikinis! Itty-bitty-teensy-weensy- maybe not yellow or polka dot, but they’re string bikinis, thongs, showing lots and lots of ass cheek and boobs. I have always been intrigued by these little stands, so I decided to apply. I wanted to be the chick that dudes thought about all day, the one they jerked off to or came to while fucking their wife that night… that kinda shit super turns me on!

One look at my tight little petite frame and the owner hired me on the spot. He made me strip down, to see what I’d look like in a bikini of course, and when I did his pants got a little tighter if you know what I mean :)

On my first day I made like a lot of tips. And then on my second day, it was a Monday morning. So there were three of us. Three chicks in this tiny little shed in bikinis. Some of the customers were extra flirty so we decided to have a little fun.

Whenever they dropped a tip in the jar, we’d kiss each other on the cheek. If they put more money in there, we’d press our lips together. If they put a 20 dollar bill in, we’d full on kiss each other. Like with tongue and all. So one dude pulled out a hundred, and the three of us took off our tops and made out, our nipples rubbing against each other’s, his cock getting hard on the other side of his door, hiding in the comfort of his car. He then asked what we would do for another hundred. We told him to put it in the jar and he’ll find out. So he did.

I got down on my knees and started kissing my co-worker’s lower belly. I grabbed the top of her bikini bottoms with my teeth and pulled them down with my mouth.

I kissed her pussy. I licked the inside of her thighs. I teased her clit with my tongue. I licked it, then looked at the guy in the car.

Then I licked her lips. Then I went back down under her waist and wrapped my lips around her pussy and I sucked on her clit like I was trying to suck the cum out of it. Her head fell back and she grabbed onto the counter. She sat her booty down and spread her legs wide, and I licked and sucked on her pussy until she made my face wet. The other girl was even helping, kissing on her tits and grabbing my ass, then after my face was sticky and full of her girl cum the other chick kissed me. She licked all of the girl’s cum off of my face and then stuck her tongue out to show the guy in the car.

The dude in the car obviously exploded in his pants and he threw the entire contents of his wallet – a bunch of cash and some gift cards – through the window and bolted out of the drive-thru. By this time we had a huge line backed up in the drive-thru and when the next car pulled up, we all smiled at the man in our naked and exasperated state.

“I’ll have what he had,” the dude said, and the girl who’s pussy I ate sat back up on the counter and spread her legs.

“With extra cream?” I smiled deviously and got back down on my knees. I buried my face in her pussy.

Needless to say, we made more money that day than ever, and there was a line down the street.

We make good coffee, what can I say? ;)

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So this is gonna sound a little OUT THERE I think, for most of you. But I’m not most of you– I’m not a desk jockey and I don’t work retail folding sweaters, and I don’t serve drinks or ring up purchases.

I get dudes off. I coax their cocks into giving us what we both want– an explosion of pleasure. That’s MY job.

I’m a twenty-something, full-time, professional phone sex operator, so my life is far from typical. My life is about SEX, basically. Sex with men, but also, women. Groups sometimes, too. I love sex. I live for sex. And essentially, I get paid for sex…so don’t hate!

And so I have a boyfriend and his MOTHER is NOT like MOST mothers. She’s super hot and super sexual and a divorced successful business woman with pretty much her own mansion.

Anyway, I’d started to sort of crush on her a few months back when we spent an afternoon sunning ourselves at her house. She’s one of those women who can wear a bikini, high heels, and frickin’ JEWELS around the pool, and pull it off. It’s like she fell out of an ad for St. John’s.

This past weekend we decided to stay at her house to get away from the city. At some point my boyfee and HER new boyfee decided they wanted to go fishing on the lake. Us ladies prefer the clean pool and comfy lounge chairs any day, so we stayed behind. And that’s how it happened: a few fancy cocktails in, we were talking and laughing sitting on the edge and stairs of the pool.

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A wet chunk of hair was stuck to my face and she brushed it away. And then I looked at her and she looked sad all of a sudden. When I asked her what was wrong, she just said “I’m conflicted”.

So I asked her why, conflicted with what?

“With you” she said.

Me, why? I asked her, incredulously.

(Did she not want me dating her son? Had she found out what I do, and decided I wasn’t good enough? My mind was going a million mile an hour in panic mode.)

“Because I’m attracted to you” she said bluntly, “but– my son. You’re dating my son. I would never want to hurt him.”

I was frozen– I couldn’t believe it! Here I was wanting HER, and this whole time, she’d felt the same!

I reached over and took her face in my hands.

“I’ll never tell” I whispered to her, and put my mouth on hers.

Her tongue pushed into my mouth, so sweet from the drinks and soft, pushing down my throat. She kissed SO GOOD! And then it was like I’d unleashed the beast: she started kissing down my neck to my breasts, undid my bikini top, and kissed my tits right there in the pool. It felt so good and she was so beautiful with her hair all wet and my finger traced the edge of her bikini and I wriggled under, finding her slippery pussy.

She did the same, and we fingered each other face-to-face, her blue eyes SO intense and sexy, glaring at me like she wanted me so bad.

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We were both getting close & she stopped, telling me to get up on the edge of the jacuzzi. I did, and pulled my bottoms off slowly, watching me the whole time. I laid back naked, my legs from the knees down still in the warm water, and I felt her mouth on my pussy. Her lips suckled carefully at my labia, then her tongue traced up and down, opening the lips slowly, and I felt a finger again inside of me.

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OMG this women knew what she was doing. She must have been eating pussy since she was a teen, because soon my whole body was convulsing in orgasm. But it wasn’t over yet– she climbed on top of me poolside, soaking wet, and moved her long tanned legs around me until our pussies were touching.

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“You’re such a sexy little thing” she said to me “you’ve driven me nuts for months”, and then she was moving her body into me, gyrating against me. It felt so fucking amazing, and her body was just SO amazing– the heat down there was crazy!

She arched her back as she gyrated harder, really grinding her pussy into mine,  her gorgeous tits bouncing with the motion, until I knew she was going to cum.

“Ohhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuck yesssssssssss” she said as her body shuddered, and I’ve never seen a woman look so beautiful cumming. She was like a goddess towering over me, still dripping water.

When it was over, we both get dressed and went back to sunning ourselves, but every 30 mins or so she’d look over at me and I knew we both wanted more, but couldn’t risk it. The boys came home maybe 3 hours later, and that was that. We acted totally NORMAL around them. I’ve been back in the city, what– 3 days now, and all I can think about is fucking that majestic MILF again! Seriously, I KNOW it’s terrible but I swear, I would ditch my boyfee for her, if she’d have me, but I know that’s a fantasy. However, I’m going to continue to flirt and seduce her until we are having sex REGULARLY! I can keep a fucking secret!!!!

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I opened my eyes and saw the top of Carolina’s golden blonde head. She was in between my legs going to town on my pussy, head bobbing. What an incredible thing to wake up to! She was lapping at my box eagerly, moaning with delight as she ate me out better than I can ever remember being eaten before! I was woken by the pleasure and I couldn’t say no– I could only submit to her, closing my eyes, letting her explore me with her tongue.

“Your pussy is SO sweet” she whispered as she looked up at me, “I could eat it all day.”

Then her head went back down, and her skilled hands massaged and fingered my pussy, sucking my clit up into her mouth and gently nibbling it. Then a slick finger slid into my ass, too, and I suddenly felt FULL of sex itself as she vibrated and thrust into all my holes at once, clit throbbing between her teeth.

I didn’t count how many bottles of wine we had shared the night before, but it was quite a few, and for I moment I barely remembered this gorgeous woman crawling into bed and spooning me naked after we got WAY DRUNK! I seriously hadn’t been with a woman since sophomore year in college, and honestly I hadn’t really thought I’d missed it. But this was INTENSE and felt so fucking good! Girl, boy, it didn’t matter—what she was doing to my pussy I’d let a freaking demon spawn do, if it felt that good! I’d have sold my pussy to Satan for head that good! My hubby hasn’t done it to me in years!

So, I guess I should tell you…this is how it started: My husband and I relocated to a small Midwestern town a couple of weeks ago. It had been a little rough moving from the big city suburbs to the outskirts of a smaller city, and we hadn’t even been there a month before I began to find myself bored. While he was gone at work all day, I wandered around like a lost puppy. I couldn’t find any work, any classes to take, anywhere to even hang out. I had no sex drive because I was unhappy in my new home. FINALLY I started doing this phone sex gig from home (I totally have NOT told the hubby yet and maybe I won’t!) and it’s helped me SO MUCH with my drive—talking and masturbating to horny guys all day—but still, I wasn’t quite happy here yet. Until today!

About two weeks ago, I was getting the mail when my neighbor Carolina walked up. She opened her mailbox too even though her mail was already in her hand.

“I’m Carolina,” she said with a friendly smile and stuck out her hand.

Right then I had noticed that she was a very beautiful woman by any standard, very in shape. Blonde and with big boobs- both like me, but taller and more slender, with a super round, nice ass I WISH I had. She dressed really nice too, I noticed. Anyway, she invited me over for tea that afternoon, and then my husband and I for dinner that weekend. We all hit it off—the guys got along great, but something extra was kind of going on between her and I that they didn’t seem to notice. Whenever our eyes really met, I felt some sort of spark inside me and I was sure she was trying to tell me something. But I think I totally wrote it off, you know? Then it comes up that her husband is leaving for some business trip to Tokyo, and my hubby is going to be gone all weekend up north on a hunting trip with his brother, so she invited me over last night. Her two sons were spending the night over at a friend’s, so she said it would be great to have a girls’ night without the men and boys around.

So last night we ordered take out and chatted over a bottle of wine and a movie. Our bodies kept inching closer to each other on the couch as we talked and laughed. Something about her just pulled me in.

When I got up to use the restroom, I couldn’t believe when I wiped how WET my pussy was– I was literally dripping for her!

Then, finally at the end of the film we watched, she put her hand on my thigh and I smiled at her, and she leaned in, and before I knew it her lips were pressed against mine and her tongue was in my mouth. Her lips were so soft, and when she reached into my shirt and under my bra, I swear my pussy was gushing. She cupped and squeezed my tits, sending my eyes rolling back into my head. Suddenly I felt TOO drunk, and told her I needed to sleep. Maybe I was scared? I don’t know, but I was feeling that wine too hard and I needed to lay down. I don’t usually drink that much. I wanted more of her, but my head was so fuzzy. I kinda silently cursed getting too drunk and messing up the night, but my head was buzzing too much. So she told me I should stay over, and when I get into bed, she climbed in with me! And then I woke up to that insane head!

So she’s between my legs, lapping at my pussy, fingering my cunt and asshole, bringing me close to cumming. Then she suddenly stopped.

“What’s wrong?” I asked her.

“Nothing” she says, and pulls out a giant double-sided strap-on from a bedside drawer. Before I can say anything, she straps it on, guiding her end into her own pussy with a little meow-like moan, and coats the other shaft in lube.

“I could eat you all day, but I really want to fuck you with this.”

I didn’t know what to say, so I just said OK!

Next thing I know, she thrust this fake purple cock inside me, feeding it into me while her bright blue eyes stared into mine, watching my reaction as each inch of that thick plastic cock passes into me.

Mmmmmmmm I moaned as she started to pump her beautiful hips in nice, even strokes, fucking me with that fake cock.

The best part is surprisingly WATCHING her fuck us both with it—her PERFECT tits bounce on her slender frame as she thrusts, relishing fucking me just as much as the faux cock jamming up her own pussy. She looks so hot all in control of the fucking like a man, working hard to drive that plastic rod deep inside my cunt as one pumps right back into her own!

I can feel myself start to cum, and when she senses it, she pumps faster, angling the cock up against my G-spot until I start screaming “I’M CUMING” and she starts to scream too “YES!!!!!”

I feel both of our bodies vibrating as a giant orgasm passed through us both, my pussy gripping the fake cock in spasms of pure pleasure. I grab onto her tiny waist and hold her on me, bucking my hips up into the strap on, feeling it so far inside me. My eyes rolled back into my head and I feel her pinch my nipples at just the right moment as the last sparks of orgasms ran through me.

OMFG is all I can say, guys!

She fucked my pussy so good with that dildo strap-on whatever you wanna call it thing that I’ve been back home only 3 hours and I’m already plotting my next “girl night” with her!

If I can have my phone sex boys all morning, and then sneak in a fuck with her before her kids get home from school and hubby from work a few days a week, I just might be able to stand this town!

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Ok so im calling this blog Slut Problems, cuz that’s what I think ive got! Its like every time I go to a party or something, my bestie is MAD at me! Every SINGLE time! So shes Asian and pretty uptight and shes got this really REALLY jealous boyfriend, so she has to be SUPER careful when so goes out the she doesn’t talk to other guys and stuff so anyway, im single and DON’T GIVE A FUCK so of course im going to FLIRT and shit! Why not?!!!! Im on the damn prowl and that should be fine and its no ones business AT ALL! And the fucked up shit is that she USED to be JUST like me! Worse, even! I swear, the stories I have on her! She knows!!! So anyways no one should be caring, but shes always over the corner, giving me those EYES you know which I mean…

So last weekend were drunk at a party and im sitting on this super hot guys lap, and im flirting and having fun, and shes over there looking all pissy. And this party is like super dark, and there were definitely people on drugs and stuff, and this guy CLEARLY has a giant cock. I swear that when it started getting hard, I was literaly rising up with it! So im sitting on this giant cock, and the only thing between me and it is his jeans and my panties, really, since my skirt is so short. This guy is kinda sleazy, but I kinda like that honestly. And so I was, you know, sorta rubbing my ass on his a bit, bouncing a bit, totally trying to drive him nuts. And it worked of course! But it also drove my friend nuts too, cuz she came over and grabbed my hand and said we needed to leave. And then it finaly hit me! She was JEALOUS! And not JUST jealous that I can fuck whoever I want, but also jealous that I was spending my attention on someone else! Like she felt left out or something!

So I took her hand and literaly put it on my tit! I just took it and slid it down my shirt and under my bra real quick and the next thing we both know her hands on my tit! Im not even sure what I expected honestly. But she didn’t pull her hand away! So I thought fuck it, and put MY hand up HER shirt too! And I had always thought she had cute breasts, and I was shocked that it kinda turned me on to hold one. My tits are pretty big (full C’s) and really soft…but she felt different. They were small but super firm. They sorta just stood out from her chest like gumdrops or something. Her nipple was really hard, and I just ran my thumb over it gently, and even through all the blasting music, I totally heard her make a little breath sound. Like, a SEXY sound, ya know?

So I pulled her a little closer, more into the shadows of the corner we were in, and lifted her shirt up over her tits. They were SO CUTE! I couldn’t help it- my mouth went to one, then the other. The guy under me groaned- I almost forgot about him at that point!

So I ground into my with my pussy, pressing down hard on his lap as I sucked her titties. She started to pull away cuz I think she started to get scared I think that someone would see, but it was really dark in there and no one gave a fuck anyways so I wasn’t worried. I pulled her closer, flicking her nipples with my tongue. When I ran my hand up her skirt and pulled aside her panties, she was totally wet! Dirty little lesbian liar! She told me she wasn’t into girls! Right!

I slid a finger in her pussy. Two. Three. Before I knew it I was totally fucking her with my fingers while I sucked on her tits. Dude suddenly lifts me up a bit and I hear his jean unzip, then he’s tugging my panties to the side. Next thing I know, his cock is inside me and he’s bouncing me on it as I slide my fingers in and out of my bestie, the whole time also sucking on her tits. If she was gonna be jealous it was my job to make her feel included, ya know? But I admit I liked this way more than I thought. And for reals this guys cock feels HUGE inside me. I mean I never actually SAW it be it had to be one of the biggest ive ever ridden for sure! And wait…so heres the best part! My bestie starts whimpering and I know shes gonna cum, and just thinking about her cuming all over my fingers while this strange guys cock is inside me make me start to cum. And that makes the DUDE start to cum too! No shit! So shes shaking and her pussy is vibrating on my hand and im sucking her left tit HARD and she cums and then my pussy starts to constrict around his cock and I cum, and then he’s lifting me up and snatching his cock out of me as HE comes, pumping into his hand, trying not to make a total mess of this freaking club were in. (Gross!)

Then it got SUPER WEIRD. Like, she pulled her shirt back down, and her skirt back down, and told me we needed to leave. And it was late so I was like whatever, and we got an Uber home and I didn’t even give the guy my number. And can you believe this shit IN THE UBER my bestie turns to me and says im too slutty and I need to tone it down! I could NOT believe it! Less than 5 mins after shes cuming on me, shes telling ME I need to tone it down? Nope! I told her shes lucky I don’t tell her boyfee! Hed dump her in a second!

God she drives me nuts sometimes but im not gonna lie. I really liked fucking her! I would SO do it again! How do I get my friend to just dump this jerk and be a slut like me?! Now the bitch hasn’t called me in a week so well see what happens! Lol Maybe I should blackmail her into fucking me? Im kidding. Kind of.

Or I might be needing a new best friend soon! :/
-“Kaycee”

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