Im a sporty, confident girl with a nice, fit body that Im not ashamed of. I also really love sex and ive always admitted that yeah, I masturbate A LOT! Its a whole different thing when ya get caught tho!!!

Id just gotten back from soccer and I THOUGHT I was home alone. I was sweaty and kinda on a natural high from totally kicking the other colleges ASS. And I just felt horny. So I went into my bedroom, found a vid on PORNHUB (yes, us girls DO watch porn too!) and got on my bed.

I pulled my shorts down around my ankles and started rubbing my panties.

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I was thinking bout all kinds of stuff, from kissing other girls to anal. Sometimes I just like to run thru all the good stuff! I especially was picturing a GIANT COCK to bounce on!

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I was really getting into it, moaning and going for it like I do, closing my eyes and curling my toes. I was just about to cum when I opened my eyes again and saw MY STEP BROTHER standing at the foot of my bed!

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” I yelled, totally embarrassed but also MAD the little sneak was SPYING on me!

Then I saw he had his CAMERA on his PHONE running!

“Oh my god you did NOT!” I shrieked or something like it. I was in a panic!

“Oh yes I did” the little asshole bragged, “and I’m gonna show EVERYONE! Hello Youtube! Wait, maybe this is too porno for Youtube…but I’ll find the right place to post it!”

“You DARE not!” I told him, finally getting my wits about me and covering myself with a blanket.

“I WILL…unless you do something for me.”

“What do you want, you sneaky little shit?” I groaned, embarrassed.

God, I wondered, are ALL high school boys this way? Just devious little shits??? At least the boys my age (Im a sophomore in college) have grown up a TINY bit!!!

“I want to lick your pussy”

“You’re fucking joking”

“Nope. I want to lick your pussy.”

“But you’re my BROTHER!”

“Correction: STEP-brother. We’re not related by blood at all.”

“SO?!”

“So I’ve always wanted to eat your pussy.”

“No fucking way!” I told him, “it’s like, ILLEGAL.”

“No its not– Im 18 now, you’re 20, don’t act like you’re so much more grown up than me.”

“NOT GONNA HAPPEN.”

“Then I guess this video goes viral. Bye!”

And the little fucker tries to walk out of the room! So of course I jumped up and grabbed his arm and tried to snag the phone but I couldn’t.

“There’s only ONE way out of this, BIG SIS” he said with an evil little smile.

Listen guys I’m telling you right now I could have strangled him dead on the spot! But what was I gonna do? Let him spread a video of me fucking fingering myself over the web? Id DIE of embarrassment. He had me! I HAD to let him!!!

So I finally said “FUCKING FINE” and laid back down on the bed and closed my eyes. Just get through this i told myself.

Then I felt his mouth on my pussy. Slowly, he used his tongue to part my lips down there. Then he found my clit and to BOTH of our surprises, it was throbbing.
And I knew then I didn’t want him to stop.

His fingers found their way to my pussy too and he fingered me as he ate me and i feel so disgusting admitting it but i started to really like it cuz he was WAY better at this than I thought he’d be!

After a few mins I found myself arching my hips up into his face and grabbing him by the hair!

“YES!” I finally said out loud, and stopped.

“Why are you stopping?” I asked him.

He stood up and unzipped his jeans.

“WAIT!” I said, “that’s NOT part of the deal!”

“Are you SURE???” he asked me, and then I saw why: he had, like, the FATTEST COCK Ive EVER seen!!!

HOW ON EARTH had he been “hiding” this baby’s arm without my ever having seen the bulge???

Again, he had me!

“OK, yes, FUCK ME with that giant thing!” I told him.

I mean, a girl doesn’t turn down a cock like that EVER.

EVER!!!

In a few moments he’d gone from bratty young step brother to a MAN rocking a GIANT COCK with serious oral skills.

WHO ARE YOU? I thought as he climbed on top of me and eased that huge meat missile into my dripping pussy!

It felt sooooooooooo good and I felt so tight around that thing and my mind kept telling me it was wrong but it felt so right and shit, Im a fucking phone sex operator and I need to try EVERYTHING. Or at least that was my excuse as he sunk that fat thing into me over and over. At one point I flipped the script and got on top of him, letting my tits spill out of the soccer outfit I was still in, and bounced on that cock like it was the last cock Id ever ride!

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“You feel like Id always fantasized” he said, slowing to long, deep strokes, hitting my G spot just so “so tight and good”.

“OH MY GOD FUCK IT I DONT CARE — MAKE ME CUM” I said and he took that meat and pounded me out the BEST orgasm I can remember! Then he flipped me back onto my back so he could put my legs up in the air and get deeper. I swear I had no idea he knew so much about sex already!

I ight at the end of my squeals of pleasure he started to cum too, and I couldn’t help myself– I quickly scooched further down the bed under him so I could feel his cum hit my face and tongue.

“That’s right sis” he said as he pumped onto me, “eat it”.

And I DID! He tasted sweet! When he was finally done I said NOW GIVE ME YOUR PHONE CUZ IM GOING TO DELETE THAT NOW!

“Gee sis” he said as he handed me the phone, but I was hardly listening. I was going to be SURE that video was deleted! I found it and pressed DELETE and finally I could breathe again.

“I don’t need that video anyway” he said, “now that you know about this DICK, you’ll be coming back for more!”

That’s what the little shit said to me! And you know what? That bitch was RIGHT! Ive been dreaming about that cock this whole fucking week and I have a feeling Im going to cave soon!

So c’mon callers! Help me out! Call and fuck me so I don’t have to fuck my step brother again!!!

 

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His fingers pressed into my lower back just above my butt cheeks as they dug into my skin. His hands lifted up the flesh of my ass as he pushed, and then slowly they made their way down and he was massaging my ass.  I took a deep breath and he cupped my cheeks, a hand underneath each one, and pulled upward to pull them apart.

I felt cool air in my asshole and then his warm, wet tongue.

He stuck his tongue far inside my ass like he was buried deep in a cream pie. He licked up, and down, and back, and forth… fool must have had shit stains all over his lips, he ate everything that was up in there. Errrrrrthing!!
That damn tongue of his was running wild on the race track that was my ass and I let him have free reign.
I didn’t even tell him I was into anal play but I must say it was pretty amazing. If you’ve never done it before you should def try it out!

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He was up in there for a good minute and I felt this weird feeling – how do I describe it – like kind of hollow, it felt like there was this empty tunnel back there, and if it were filled it would be the key in the hole, the glass slipper, the icing on the cake… like when you drop that really big shit and it almost stings it was so big, but you feel so relieved…

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So after this dude gets tired of licking my ass, which I mean, was a long time, his tongue is strong as a racehorse, his face is nose deep in my butt and he grabs me by the waist and flips me over.

He doesn’t even hesitate to pull his pants off and slide his dick right in my tight little pussy!

Then after two seconds missionary is too boring for him so he picks me up again by the waist and he kneels down and he’s holding me up on his thighs and I’ve just cum out my ass like a champ so I’m elated and he’s digging that dick right deep in me and I’m sitting down on it hard pressing my clit against his pelvis and rubbing myself out while he’s thrusting.

And then after he decides that’s boring he pulls his cock out of my twat and turns me on my hands and knees and sticks his tongue back in my ass hole. So this guy clearly wants his dick back there and it’s so loose and wet by now I figure it can’t hurt…

so I press my hips back and flatten my ass against his face and he licks me all the way from my ass hole down to my clit and I reach backward and grab his cock and pull it toward me. I lick my hand and rub the saliva on his dick and pull it to my asshole.

He teases me a little, tapping the head of his cock all around my booty, slips it in my cunt for a second, then pulls it out and goes straight for my glory hole.

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And it slides right in – as he had made that nice wet path easy for it to do so – and he pumps it in and out and I’m on all fours and he’s fucking me in the ass doggy style and I want to howl it feels so good.

I don’t even think my ass can have another orgasm right now but it does, like four more times, and I think I’m in love with my new favorite type of sex!

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He shoots his load for like 8 minutes, I feel his cock throbbing as it ejaculates into my ass. And it just doesn’t stop. He pulls it out and taps it on my ass, naturally – spanks my butt cheeks and then sticks his lips in-between my cheeks again and sucks on my ass hole. This guy’s an anal freak, and my body is tingling all over from all of the orgasms I’ve just had.

So I stand up and watch all of his cum fall out of my cunt.

I watch it drip down my leg – it’s warm and it’s sticky and it’s stinky and it’s a lot.

He shot a HUGE load in my ass and I don’t even know if it’s done dripping but I go hop in the shower and then he follows me in!

After all that, he wants more! He starts rubbing my booty again and pushes me up against the wall opposite the faucet and does that thing where he spreads my cheeks apart – and then he gets down on his knees. For real all this fool wants to do is eat my ass out and so I’m gonna let him. My god, I always thought getting the shit licked out of your pussy was the best thing that could ever happen to you, but getting the shit licked out of your ass – literally – is soooo much better!!! Who knew, right?

I stood there in the shower getting my butt hole eaten out until the water ran cold. He didn’t even want to fuck more, he just enjoyed licking the hell out of me. I knew my ass would be sore as all hell tomorrow but I didn’t care, it felt soooo fucking good!!

I definitely want to hang out with this guy again, this random fool I met online. You know on one of those hook-up sites – now I’m going to have to update my profile and say that I DO speak Greek! :)

Give me a call guys, I’m really into this ass-play thing and I want to explore it more with y’all!

Goodnight, sweet cheeky dreams!!!

XOXO

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I work in a consulting firm by day, so I spend half of the day I sitting around alone in my office, waiting for appointments. I’m totally confessing that I often skip lunch and masturbate in my car on my lunch break, because the only face-to-face action I’ve had lately is random booty calls and one-night stands! I’ve always had a super high sex drive, so even with my other job taking calls for this company (1800PHONESEX), this last year almost now, I’ve been horny as fuck, with no outlet. So about 3 months back I started masturbating at work in my car. Weird maybe, but true!

I actually think someone caught me one time, but I didn’t know who it was. They walked up and got into the car next to mine. I played it like I was napping, but they definitely did a double take. I never saw the person again so I assume they either kept that as their own personal spank bank (you’re welcome!) or really were that naïve they had absolutely no idea what I was really doing. ANYWAYS…

So just in case you haven’t heard, The Rabbit is the best vibrator a woman could ever possibly own. The extendable ears “tickle” your clit and it’s almost like having a tongue there too. Horny slut that I am, I keep mine locked in my bottom filing cabinet drawer! Today I had two hours to wait until my next appointment, and it was pouring rain outside. I really didn’t feel like running through it to my car to do my masturbation session, so instead I went over and locked my office door- something we’re really not supposed to do. Anyway, I sat back down behind my desk and unzipped my black slacks, pulled my panties to the side, and pulled my beautiful Rabbit out the filing cabinet.I was nervous as fuck but also excited to be doing what I was doing! Risk has always gotten me excited I think.

I put on music so no one could hear the buzzing, turned it on, and stuffed that vibrator into my pussy right there!

I imagined a man under my desk, lapping at my clit as the ears of the Rabbit wriggled against it. How fucking HOT would that be to hide a dude under there and get some office head sometime? The actual cock part of it swirling inside me was just a bonus actually! It was my CLIT that started to throb, and I knew I was going to have a MAJOR clitoral orgasm. I slid down in my chair, sliding my legs open wider, maneuvering the toy inside me, arching my back into it. OMG guys it felt crazy amazing! Something about the danger of it had my pussy going more than that toy had ever done before. Fuck, as I started to cum, I almost WANTED to get caught. I pictured a guy from down the hall walking in (even though of course the door was locked in reality) and catching me, and instead of freaking out or whatever, just getting so turned on by it that he’d come over and HAVE to take his cock out and fuck me right there- both our jobs be damned!

I thought about his cock pounding me as I pumped and swirled the toy in my pussy, fighting against my half pulled down pants to spread my legs as far as I wanted to.

Finally I came with my toes curling and my whole body shuddering like a freaking earthquake in my belly. I don’t think I’ve EVER cum that hard alone! It was EPIC!!! Beyond fucking epic!

And sweet fucking Christ—no sooner did I get my pants up then my door handle starts to jiggle!!! OF COURSE!

I had to throw a file over the Rabbit, my panties all soggy and my face all sweaty, and RUN to grab it before it seemed suspicious that it was locked! I got the door open and thankfully it was just the MAIL GUY (lol) with a package for me, but FUCK! My heart about stopped when I heard that handle!

I definitely wanna do this again (DUH!) but I need some kind of spy camera in the hall or something so I get a decent head’s up! LOL

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Me at my desk, but with clothes! lol YES PLEASE!

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I’ve been fantasizing about the dad (I’ll call him “Mr. Smith”) of the kid I babysit on the weekends for over a year. He’s like probably in his mid 40’s but way hot still—I kinda have a thing for older guys in general. So anyways I’m 18 now, and since the kid is in bed by 8:00 and his dad doesn’t ever get home until midnight, I started using those four hours to squeeze in a shift of phone sex work, cuz I’m living on my own now, and my bills don’t pay themselves. And babysitting isn’t exactly making me rich, either, and college ain’t exactly free, ya know?

Anyways, normally I stop doing phone sex about 20 mins before he gets home, to make sure I have time to compose myself and get my shit together, but last night I had more callers than usual for a weeknight and I lost track of the time. So I was sitting there on the couch naked, recovering from a massive orgasm from my last call, when in walks “Mr. Smith”! There was literally NO TIME to hide what I’d been up to—a vibrator was in MY HAND and my panties were around my ankles! I was mortified, frozen, and ready to get handed my walking papers at best. I mean, I just got stone cold busted masturbating on his sofa while his kid is upstairs sleeping. This SHOULD have been the MOST embarrassing moment of my life. But instead of getting angry at what he saw, he SMILES and walks over to the couch, undoing his pants!

“Wow” he said or something like that “I never knew you were such a naughty girl. You wanna show me how naughty?”

And of course I was like HELLS YES!

I mean, I’d been hot for this guy for a year and never in my wildest dreams did I think any scenario would ever come up where I’d have a chance to act on it!

I slid off the couch and onto my knees in front of him. I tugged down his boxers and a mammoth dong fell out! I couldn’t believe it, it was huge—even bigger than his bulge had lead me to believe!
I wrapped my hand around the shaft and started to kiss and lick the head. He let out a moan and said he’d been waiting for this forever too!

Mr. Smith put his hand on the back of my head, grabbing some of my long blonde hair in his hand as he began to slide his cock in and out of my mouth.

I was sucking and slobbering all over his giant meat, and LOVING IT. I mean really loving it like I’ve never loved sucking a cock before!

Then he pulled back my head and told me if I wanted him to fuck me I would have to beg for it!!!
I told him about how long I had wanted him, and begged him to make my dreams come true as I tugged on his shaft and licked his huge dick up and down.

He picked me up with his big strong hands and flipped me over, so I was bent over the arm of the sofa on my knees. He climbed up behind me and rubbed the head of his cock on my pussy. Then he started to use his huge meat to play with my clit, I was shaking it felt so good! Without any warning and before I knew it he slipped his girth inside me– not all the way at first, but enough to make me scream!
He covered my mouth with his hand and told me to shut the fuck up, and not to wake up the kid! As soon as I felt his hand on my mouth I started cumming!!! I started going crazy, bucking back into him as hard as I could.

His free hand was on my hip, pulling me back into him as I went wild. He started grunting and told me he was going to cum, and I couldn’t wait. Normally I wouldn’t just let a guy cum inside me but I couldn’t help myself!

He started taking deep thrusts and slowing in between, and I could feel him spurt his massive load into me.

I WISH the guys at school knew how to fuck like this, but they totally don’t!

After getting cleaned up and dressed he asked me if I could stay late when I babysit next weekend! Needless to say I think I’ll be staying late at my babysitting job from now on!

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K kids, since it’s almost Valentine’s Day, I thought this would be a red hot and nasty fucking blog to share with you guys! ;)

So I’ve been with my boyfee for 5 years, yada yada yada, about two weeks ago I had asked him what his ultimate fantasy would be? We’ve done threesomes (with girls) to death, so I was kind of wanting to try something new. So I waited until we were a little drunk, and I threw out the idea of a threesome, but this time, with another DUDE. I was super sure he was going to act all weird, but he kinda shocked me when he said he’d actually really love to WATCH ME get fucked by a BIG BLACK GUY!

I had no clue where this came from—we hardly know any black people! So I that’s what I said, and HE said he knows a guy at work that’s like 6’ 4”. He said it wasn’t about the guy other than that- he’s def straight, but that the thought of watching me bounce on and choking on a giant black cock drove him nuts, but he didn’t know how to bring it up. (I’m a petite Asian girl- only 5 feet tall, 90lbs, BTW!)

So I have never been with a black guy before except on the phones for work, so I was kind of excited at the idea. So I have no idea what he actually said to the guy, but when he came, he made sure everything was perfect. We had cocktails and beer, 420, porn on a big screen, a fire going—all of it was set up like a freaking movie! Me and my boyfee just sort of sat quietly, listening to music till he got there. When I opened the door I was actually super stoked because he was way hot—like Kobe hot- and I swear I must have grinned ear to ear. He was polite too, and came in and we got a drink in his hand. He seemed kinda nervous too.

Have you ever done anything like this? I asked him.

Not really he said.

After we smoked a J, I stood up and stripped out of my dress.
What should I do? I asked the boys.

Dance for us my boyfee said, turning up the music. They were both sitting on the sofa, so I walked over and danced, moving my hips, waving my ass in their faces, playing my best stripper role! Lol

So I undid my bra, and when my perky little tits (guys LOVE my tits—they’re small but perfectly-shaped and have the tiniest lil nips!) popped out, this guy’s boner went off the charts! I really wanted to see it, so I looked over at my boyfee as I put my hand on the guy’s pants.

Can I take it out, baby? I asked.

Yeah, take it out.

The guy sat back as I undid his jeans. My boyfriend was watching me so intently! As I pulled this thing out, it was like a giant fucking brown anaconda! For serious it was longer than my whole face. It was like a tree trunk!

Suck it my boyfee commanded me.

I took a deep breath and opened my mouth. I had relax my jaw and open it as wide as I could to fit that fat chocolate mushroom head in there without scraping it with my teeth! It filled my whole mouth- I was thinking how the fuck I was I going to suck all of it? So I relaxed the back of my throat and let this giant thing slide down, filling my entire mouth and throat like a giant sword I was gonna swallow. I almost gagged and I looked up to see the guy biting his lip, clearly loving watching me struggle.

That’s right white girl—choke on that fat D, he said.

My boyfriend was unzipping his jeans, his hand was on his cock now and he was stroking it, silently watching me do my best to swallow that giant pole.

Then the guy moved forward on the sofa, grabbing the back of my head and forcing himself even deeper down my throat. My gag reflex was sounding off, and I felt like I was gonna puke, and yet it was so hot. He held my face to him, jamming that giant cock down to what felt like my chest.

Now fuck her with that my boyfriend said, and all at once that thing was out of my throat and I could breathe again.

Get on top on him, so I can watch you bounce of that fat black dick he said.

He laid right down on the floor, and I climbed on top of him, positioning myself over that snake. As the fat head pushed into me, I think I yelled out OH GOD! It hurt, and it wasn’t even halfway in yet!

C’mon baby…you can do it. Let him split you open with that fact black dick. You can take it, you dirty whore.

The guy pulled me down onto it, until it felt like it was busting into my belly. I’ve never been filled by a cock like that before! He began to buck upward as I rolled my hips into him. It hurt at first, but after a few mins I could not believe how fucking amazing it felt! He started to pant.

Oh my god you little white bitch you sooooo tight…you like to seduce big black guys with this tight little pussy huh? And make your boyfriend watch too, huh, you little whore?

Yes! I screamed

You like that fat ghetto dick, huh?

Yes! I screamed again.

Mmmmmm he moaned…dat little white pussy is gonna make me cum too soon!

Next thing I know my boyfriend is standing up, cock in my face.

Fuck her doggy he says.

I get up and flip over, wondering if I can take all that cock this way, but I don’t have time to even worry about it because suddenly I feel that cock jam into me HARD!

And my boyfriend get in front of me and says suck my cock.
Suck my cock while he fucks you, you little dirty whore.

I opened my mouth and began sucking his cock—it felt small now compared to the giant arm I’d had in there minutes earlier and it was easier to breathe. But oh my god that pumping from behind- and then that thrusting in my face—I was literally being fucked on both ends, and I was loving it. I know it sounds super slutty, but fuck it, it’s the truth. I felt like I was the hottest sex toy in the world, and I like the idea of being totally used by these two guys.

Oh yeah bitch the guy said…I hear you on the pill so I’m gonna blast a fat load up in that tight little white girl pussy.

Yes I said. My boyfriend began to moan too.

I’m gonna blow too. I’m close!

And then they both started pumping hard and fast. I was like a vibrating kebob caught between them, with my boyfee jamming his rod into the back of my throat, and that fat black cock sliding in and out of my pussy. The harder the guy thrust, the harder I moaned, and the further it pushed my boyfees cock down my throat. Suddenly I felt him go–pumping his juice down it, and then suddenly the guy behind me was holding my ass tight, squirting what seemed like pump after pump of his juice inside me. I was being stuffed with fluid on both ends, and felt greedily, dizzily happy.

So happy, I even went to both guys on my knees and obediently licked each of their cocks clean, lapping up any jizz that wasn’t already inside me as they petted my head like I was a little dog. God…even writing this right now is getting my panties soaked. I seriously cannot wait to do that again. My boyfee says next time he’s gonna make my take that BBC in the ass! I’m a little scared but way excited for that one!!!

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Ok so im calling this blog Slut Problems, cuz that’s what I think ive got! Its like every time I go to a party or something, my bestie is MAD at me! Every SINGLE time! So shes Asian and pretty uptight and shes got this really REALLY jealous boyfriend, so she has to be SUPER careful when so goes out the she doesn’t talk to other guys and stuff so anyway, im single and DON’T GIVE A FUCK so of course im going to FLIRT and shit! Why not?!!!! Im on the damn prowl and that should be fine and its no ones business AT ALL! And the fucked up shit is that she USED to be JUST like me! Worse, even! I swear, the stories I have on her! She knows!!! So anyways no one should be caring, but shes always over the corner, giving me those EYES you know which I mean…

So last weekend were drunk at a party and im sitting on this super hot guys lap, and im flirting and having fun, and shes over there looking all pissy. And this party is like super dark, and there were definitely people on drugs and stuff, and this guy CLEARLY has a giant cock. I swear that when it started getting hard, I was literaly rising up with it! So im sitting on this giant cock, and the only thing between me and it is his jeans and my panties, really, since my skirt is so short. This guy is kinda sleazy, but I kinda like that honestly. And so I was, you know, sorta rubbing my ass on his a bit, bouncing a bit, totally trying to drive him nuts. And it worked of course! But it also drove my friend nuts too, cuz she came over and grabbed my hand and said we needed to leave. And then it finaly hit me! She was JEALOUS! And not JUST jealous that I can fuck whoever I want, but also jealous that I was spending my attention on someone else! Like she felt left out or something!

So I took her hand and literaly put it on my tit! I just took it and slid it down my shirt and under my bra real quick and the next thing we both know her hands on my tit! Im not even sure what I expected honestly. But she didn’t pull her hand away! So I thought fuck it, and put MY hand up HER shirt too! And I had always thought she had cute breasts, and I was shocked that it kinda turned me on to hold one. My tits are pretty big (full C’s) and really soft…but she felt different. They were small but super firm. They sorta just stood out from her chest like gumdrops or something. Her nipple was really hard, and I just ran my thumb over it gently, and even through all the blasting music, I totally heard her make a little breath sound. Like, a SEXY sound, ya know?

So I pulled her a little closer, more into the shadows of the corner we were in, and lifted her shirt up over her tits. They were SO CUTE! I couldn’t help it- my mouth went to one, then the other. The guy under me groaned- I almost forgot about him at that point!

So I ground into my with my pussy, pressing down hard on his lap as I sucked her titties. She started to pull away cuz I think she started to get scared I think that someone would see, but it was really dark in there and no one gave a fuck anyways so I wasn’t worried. I pulled her closer, flicking her nipples with my tongue. When I ran my hand up her skirt and pulled aside her panties, she was totally wet! Dirty little lesbian liar! She told me she wasn’t into girls! Right!

I slid a finger in her pussy. Two. Three. Before I knew it I was totally fucking her with my fingers while I sucked on her tits. Dude suddenly lifts me up a bit and I hear his jean unzip, then he’s tugging my panties to the side. Next thing I know, his cock is inside me and he’s bouncing me on it as I slide my fingers in and out of my bestie, the whole time also sucking on her tits. If she was gonna be jealous it was my job to make her feel included, ya know? But I admit I liked this way more than I thought. And for reals this guys cock feels HUGE inside me. I mean I never actually SAW it be it had to be one of the biggest ive ever ridden for sure! And wait…so heres the best part! My bestie starts whimpering and I know shes gonna cum, and just thinking about her cuming all over my fingers while this strange guys cock is inside me make me start to cum. And that makes the DUDE start to cum too! No shit! So shes shaking and her pussy is vibrating on my hand and im sucking her left tit HARD and she cums and then my pussy starts to constrict around his cock and I cum, and then he’s lifting me up and snatching his cock out of me as HE comes, pumping into his hand, trying not to make a total mess of this freaking club were in. (Gross!)

Then it got SUPER WEIRD. Like, she pulled her shirt back down, and her skirt back down, and told me we needed to leave. And it was late so I was like whatever, and we got an Uber home and I didn’t even give the guy my number. And can you believe this shit IN THE UBER my bestie turns to me and says im too slutty and I need to tone it down! I could NOT believe it! Less than 5 mins after shes cuming on me, shes telling ME I need to tone it down? Nope! I told her shes lucky I don’t tell her boyfee! Hed dump her in a second!

God she drives me nuts sometimes but im not gonna lie. I really liked fucking her! I would SO do it again! How do I get my friend to just dump this jerk and be a slut like me?! Now the bitch hasn’t called me in a week so well see what happens! Lol Maybe I should blackmail her into fucking me? Im kidding. Kind of.

Or I might be needing a new best friend soon! :/
-“Kaycee”

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So how are you “single” guys handling your morning hard-ons? Are you just tugging one out while still in bed? In the shower? I mean, I’m a chick so the idea of imagining that is kind of hot, but honestly, I’ll bet that gets BORING for YOU plenty of the time, no?

I guess you haven’t heard that there are some guys who have “discovered” an ingenious way of handling their wood that keeps them smiling all day after. I mean, think about it…are YOU still grinning about whacking it that morning, by the time lunch or dinner rolls around? I highly doubt it, dude.

 

So…what are these guys doing that’s giving them chubbies all day just remembering it?

They’re letting ME or one of my sexy coworkers start their day off RIGHT by giving their cock what it deserves: an EPIC ORGASM worthy of a hardworking man! Cuz really, boys, us slutty girls know that you NEED a good morning release to get clearheaded for the day. And here’s the extra great part, and I’m for real here: WE LOVE IT TOO! We’re not baristas or waitresses or cashiers for a reason! We love to MAKE YOU CUM, and you guys are actually way more a part of our “real lives” than you ever really know…

Picture, if you will, my coworker Delilah. She’s 19, gorgeous- tall, thin, dark… and she’s paying her way through college (a pretty prestigious one, in fact) having phone sex. Now, just like any service business, we all have our “regulars”. Do you know that we have our favorites, too? Her most favorite regular is on the east coast, and calls her at 6:30am (9:30 her time) every Monday through Friday morning. He calls right at the start of her day because he loves knowing he’s her FIRST fuck of the day, every day. He’s mid-forties and some kind of executive, and likes to refer to himself in the third person as “Daddy”, but that’s all we know. Anyway, this is a perfect example of their morning trysts, and something YOU should get to enjoy too, by the way!

So picture this…somewhere in a small downtown apartment, a young woman is starting her day. She has class on campus later, but is, for the moment, sipping coffee in her robe, relaxing at home. Her cell phone rings.

“Hello?” she answers quietly, cradling the phone to her ear.

“It’s me. I want you to stop what you’re doing, and get onto your bed.”

She puts down her mug and walks over to her bed, the white satin robe swishing against her smooth, tan legs. She lays down on the bed, and puts the phone back to her ear.

“OK.”

“Now reach into the bedside drawer and get my favorite toy. Turn it on and let me hear it.”

She stretches her slender but shapely body across the mattress and reaches into the draw. She pulls out a long, purple vibrator and presses the button, and holds it up to her cell for a few seconds.

“Now what, Daddy?”

“Faster- make the setting faster.”

She presses the button twice more, causing the toy buzz loudly, madly vibrating in her hand.

“That’s right…now, are you naked?”

“I just have on my robe.”

“Good. Lay down flat on your back, and untie the robe. Now open it.”

Slowly, deliberately enjoying this simple act, she pulls on a tie of her robe and it gives. With her left hand, she pushes the robe to the sides, revealing her breasts, one at a time, and her smoothly-waxed pussy. The breasts are perfect—perky and round, and still point to the ceiling despite her supine position.

“OK daddy, my robe is open.”

“How are your nipples? Are they hard?”

“Not yet.”

“Pinch them. Make them hard for Daddy.”

The woman cradles the phone in the nook of her laying shoulder and grabs her nipples. She wants to squeeze and tug on the fleshy part of the breasts too, but knows she must only do what she is told. Obediently, she takes her pink, bead-size nipples between long, French-manicured nails and pinches hard, and releases. With each tweak, her labia aches and her clit starts to tingle.

“How does that feel?”

“It feels really good, Daddy…”

“Now grab your toy again.”

“Got it.”

“You can play on the outside, but don’t put it in yet.”

With her nipples now hard little pebbles pointing skyward, the girl obeys his next command, pressing the vibrator against her.

“Mmmmmmm, daddy…yes, don’t make me stop” she says, arching her back toward the toy, letting it throb and hum against her fleshy pink mound.

Her long brown hair grazes her shoulders and falls to the sides as she teases her pussy with hard and then soft pressure, making sure not to part the lips all the way just yet.

She moans into his ear as the intensity grows.

“Put me on speaker, and then put the phone between your tits.”

“Oh yeah, Daddy!” she says as she engages her speaker phone and places the cell on her breastbone between her two soft, bouncing titties.

“OK daddy.”

“Do you want to cum this morning?”

“Yes, daddy, please!”

“Good—now you can put it in, BUT SLOWLY!”

With both hands now free, she opens her juicy slit and plunges the head of the purple rubber cock inside her with a loud “oh yes!”

“Find your G-spot.”

She moans, letting the toy enter her fully, and then brings it about halfway back out, angling it upwards.

“Mmmmmmmm…” she moans as her tight pussy throbs around the shaft, slowly moving in a circle until she finds the right spot.

“That’s right, fuck yourself—rub that G-spot…”

Her body begins to tense.

“That’s ME right there, baby—that’s MY FAT COCK inside you, stroking your spot so good. You love it, don’t you?”

“Yes daddy…it feels SO good!”

“Daddy’s got his cock in his hands. I’m stroking it thinking about you-about being inside your tight little pussy right now. God, that’s amazing. Daddy wants a nice, big, fat orgasm. You make Daddy cum so hard his ears ring. Let me hear you cum so I can cum too. You know what I like.”

“OK daddy…” she trails off, now concentrating intensely on rubbing herself from the inside, gliding the fake purple cock in and out, up and back. She pictures him on the other end, thick erection in hand, working his staff. It gets her hotter, and she grinds against the toy harder, faster.

“Oh…my….god, Daddy…I’m CUMMING!”

Her legs go stiff, her back arches, and her toes curl. The muscles on her right arm flex as she works the toy hard against her G-spot, sending waves of uncontrollable pleasure through her body. Her pussy seems to contract around the toy, holding it inside her, greedily eating it up. Her tits bounce with the vibration as her whole body convulses.

“OH YES DADDY!” she screams in a final wave of pleasure.

That does it. On the other end, his cock explodes, pumping a thick, full load onto his stomach and chest. It takes them both a moment to catch their breath. He can hear her panting.

“You dirty little slut—now you got me all dirty too,” he tells her, looking down at his cum-coated, still slightly erect cock.

“Now…what are you going to be thinking about in class all day?”

“You, Daddy,” she laughs mischievously.

“That’s right. Now go put on a black thong—that’s what I want you to wear today. Under a nice skirt.”

“OK, Daddy.”

“And when you’re in class, and your professor is being all witty, and you start to wonder what it might be like to fuck this older, educated man, remember that MY cock is what you service FIRST, every single day.”

“Of course, Daddy.”

“So you just remember, even when you’re riding some cute guys your own age from school, that your pussy is MINE FIRST—that I make you cum FIRST. Isn’t that right?”

“Yes, Daddy, always.”

“Good girl. Now hurry up and get ready for school before I have to punish you next time.”

“Bye, Daddy. Thank you!”

They both hang up their phones and lay where they are a minute more, catching their breath…

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I’m so sorry, Daddy! I’ll never speed again!

So I’m a fast driver- I can’t help it- and it’s worse if I’m running late. Early this year, I was coming back alone from happy hour with the girls, going about 85mph on the freeway, and, you guessed it—siren! I was being pulled over. I made my way to the shoulder. One cop came up to the driver side of the car. The other came to the passenger seat but didn’t seem to want me to roll down that window.

“License, registration” the one on my side said coldly.

“Of course” I said, and dug them out and handed them over.

He looked closely at both as he stood at my window.

“I’m sorry, officer,” I said, “I totally know I was driving too fast. I was running late- I know that’s no excuse.”

When I said this, I looked in dead in his eyes, and sent my best pretty girl vibes at him.

I continued, “but I just don’t get out much, so I was really excited to meet the girls at the bar and hopefully meet some new guys.”

When I said this he handed back my license and registration.
“Meet guys, huh?”

He shot the other cop a glance, and cop #2 took out a phone and walked a few feet off, apparently making a call.

“Yeah. Single life can get pretty boring” I said, and let my hand fall casually against my low-cut top. I know my breasts looked REALLY good in it, all overflowing the top practically.

“What kind of guys are you looking to meet?” he asked me, and I thought I started to see the faintest trace of a smile. I really hoped he wasn’t messing with me.

“Well….” I said, letting my hands fall to my lap where my short, tight skirt seemed to be creeping up my thighs, “I don’t know…I guess, guys that like a good time? I especially like men in uniform,” I added sweetly.

My hand came up and grazed my cleavage, letting my middle finger run slightly between my large breasts. It seemed no man could ever ignore my natural DD’s, but I was going to make certain this one wasn’t the first! I arched my back in my seat, heaving my tits a few inches closer to his face.

“Well I hate to give you a ticket…you seem like a VERY nice lady…but the problem is, if I don’t, I’m afraid you won’t learn a lesson.”

As he said this, I could see a bulge in the front of his pants grow. He was getting hard thinking about teaching me a lesson! And I must admit, right then my panties started to get a bit wet.

“What if…” I asked him, “there was another way for me to learn my lesson, besides getting ANOTHER ticket? I really, really can’t afford a ticket right now”.

“Hmmm” he said, leaning in closer to my window, bending down towards me.

“Suppose there was an –unconventional way—for you to learn your lesson tonight without getting a ticket. Would you open to that sort of thing?”

“I’d be VERY interested,” I said, smiling at him.

The officer was jotting something down on his pad.

“There’s a motel just off the next exit. Head there RIGHT now. Check in under ‘Mrs. Rogers’, and keep the door unlocked. Just wait.”

Stunned, I took the piece of paper. I didn’t know what to say!

“Go,” he said, “now”.

Nervous, I pulled back onto the freeway, heading for the next exit. Was this really happening? Had I just turned a ticket into some kind of sex? Could I really just fuck this total stranger? And a cop, of all things?! I felt scared but thrilled at the same time. He really was kind of hot, in that crew-cut military sort of way.

I found the place and checked in in a daze, and then sat on the bed, feeling very strange. It was well over an hour before the knob was turning and the officer was walking in. He was still in his uniform.

“Are you ready, you bad little girl” he asked, approaching me on the bed where I sat, “to learn your lesson?”

“Yes” I said.

“Yes, DADDY,” he corrected me.

Yes, daddy,” I said, quickly playing along, “I know I’ve been REALLY BAD”.

“Mmmmmmm” he groaned, stroking at the front of his pants, letting his hand cup the rather sizable swell coming alive beneath the navy material. He slowly removed his belt and gun, finally taking his pants to the floor.

I think I actually gasped out loud- it was maybe only 5 or 6” long, but it was THICK as any I’d ever seen. I must admit, when I saw it, I knew I’d made the right decision!

“Come here” he said, standing at the edge of the bed.

I crawled to the edge on my knees and looked up at him imploringly. He took that fat, beer-can cock and put it up to my lips.

“You’ve been a very bad girl, speeding on the freeway like that. Don’t you know how dangerous that is? There’s only one way to deal with a bad girl like you. You need to suck on THIS until daddy knows for sure you’re sorry. If you’re REALLY sorry, you’ll TASTE my forgiveness, and then you can go.”

I parted my lips, letting first the head, and then the thick shaft, slide down my throat. He moaned.

“That’s right, baby, suck it like a good girl. Show me how sorry you are for speeding on Daddy’s freeway. Mmmmm, yeah, take it all in….”

With the cop’s dick in my mouth, I really couldn’t believe how much I was enjoying it! With each moan, I got more into it—sucking, licking, slurping…it’s like I couldn’t get enough of his cock! I wanted it further and further down my throat. I’d never let a man dominate me this way, and it was freaking hot! My hand milked the shaft as I slurped that wide pink head, wanting suddenly to do it better than anyone ever had.

I could tell he was getting close, so I went even harder, faster, and he obliged, holding onto the back of my head and pumping my face as hard as he could, losing control of his composure. It was hard not to gag on all that cock but I didn’t want to spoil it!

“Oh god” he said in a cracking voice “what a dirty, dirty mouth you’ve got on you, little girl. So much dirtier than the others. I’m gonna fill it up until you choke on it.”

My pussy was gushing with juice at this point. I slipped a hand between my thighs and started to rub my clit as I kept sucking. He thrust into my mouth with long, deep strokes, and I could tell he was going to blow.

I cupped his balls as he gripped my head, pushing his cock as far down my throat as it would go, spurting hot against my tonsils. I swallowed, once, twice, a third time, letting his throbbing cock expel what seemed like 3 or 4 loads down my throat. Finally he pulled it out and rubbed it the last of it all over my face, coating me in cum and spit.

“Oh yeah…” he groaned “you sure learned your lesson”, and he was quickly tucking that gorgeous cock away, back into his slacks.

“We’re done for now,” he said, tucking in his shirt, “but if I catch you speeding again, you KNOW what daddy is gonna do? He’s gonna find another hole for this thick cock. Really punish you next time. It won’t be this easy.”

With that, he left, and I’ve been speeding down that same bit of freeway ever since!

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