I told him I WOULD NOT FUCK HIM.

I said it in no uncertain terms. I’m married with 2 kids. I love my husband. But when I saw that cock, I KNEW I had to suck it.
That’s not cheating-cheating, right?
It all started when he carried my groceries out to the car. He’s at least 10-15 years younger than I am. He’s probably legal to buy cigarettes, but not alcohol, I’d guess, but I never asked. He clearly flirted with me as he loaded up my trunk.
This happened again and again over the next few months—I’d do my weekly shopping, and he’d be the one to help load up my car.

 

I noticed he had a pretty sizable bulge in his pants, and thinking about his young, probably inexperienced cock made my panties very, very wet.

The flirting got more and more obvious until he finally asked me if I were single. I held up my hand with the ring.
“Your husband is very, VERY lucky” he told me, “I hope he knows it”.
“I’m not sure he does,” I said, fiddling with the bottom of my shorts, biting my lip. I gave him the eyes—you know which.
“I’m sorry to hear that,” he said, “is there anything I can do…to, uh, help that situation?”
“I can’t fuck you” I told him bluntly, “I can’t cheat like that”.
“Oh” he said, starting to turn away.
Then I said “but I CAN do other stuff”.
“Yeah?” he smiled.
“Yeah,” I smiled back, “what time do you get off?”
I was back 4 hours later, picking him up in my car, hoping no one noticed. He made nervous small talk as I made my way to my house. I escorted him upstairs to the bedroom. I took off my overcoat to reveal the sexy purple lingerie I was wearing. His jaw dropped. Did I mention I LOVE younger guys????


“We can’t fuck…” I repeated, “but I’m going to SUCK your COCK like it’s never been sucked before”.

“Yes, please,” he said, and leaned in to kiss me.
“NO” I told him, just this…”
And I got down on my knees. Slowly, so as to make the moment last as long as possible, I undid the button of his jeans. He moaned almost too quietly to hear. I unzipped his jeans, and I could already feel that hardening hunk of meat expanding- pushing out into the new space, happy to have room to grow. I slipped the jeans down to his ankles. He was wearing black boxer briefs- my favorite. I pulled those down too.
When I saw it finally—that long, thick, hard, pulsing cock, I almost fell in love. It was a gorgeous dick- perfect in every way. I licked my lips and looked up at him.
“Tell me you want me” I said.

“I want you so bad” he said, shuddering as the tip of his cock entered my lips.

Slowly, gently, I massaged the tip with my tongue, swirling the head, popping in it in and out of my mouth. I felt his hands on the back of my head, guiding me down, eager to get further inside. So I let him- I opened up my mouth and throat and let him slide ALLLLL the way back until his cock was tapping at my tonsils.
“Oh my god YES” he was saying as I deep-throated him vigorously, also working my hand on the shaft as well, tugging his balls too. I wanted to FUCK that cock soooooooooo fucking bad, but THAT would be REAL cheating. I’d have to just hammer away at my pussy later with a toy. For now, it was just his cock and my throat, taking him all in. The more I wanted him, the more excited I got, the harder I sucked.

I took his cock out of my mouth and slapped myself in the face with it.

It felt so good I did it again, HARD! When his cock THWAPPED my face my pussy cramped up in pain—it actually aches sometimes when I get THAT horny, and oh boy, it was aching! I laid his cock right up my face so I could lick his balls underneath while my hand massaged the tip. I could tell by his breathing he was getting close. I slapped myself with that meat a few more times, looked up at him with “fuck me” eyes, and then jammed his cock back down my throat, sucking as hard as I could!

I grabbed his perfectly smooth ass cheeks and guided him into my face until his balls were squashing my chin.

“OH MY GOD” he shouted “I’M GONNA CUM!”
I wanted the best of both worlds, and I got them—I let him pump the first couple of squirts down my throat, swallowing his sweet cum. But then I pulled him out to let the last few squirts hit my face and my neck.

I closed my eyes and let this BOY jack the rest of it all over my nice make up. When it was finally spent, I rubbed this glossy tip on my lips, taking one last taste.

I sent him home after that, and grabbed the nearest toy. I’m not exaggerating here: I literally masturbated for 2 hours after he left!

I jammed that vibrator into my pussy, against my G-spot, I laid it against my clit, and I finished with it in my ass. I fucked myself RAW thinking of that cock, and what it would be like to ride it. I SWEAR I won’t cheat and fuck another man. But sucking a cock? Not REALLY cheating. What my hubby doesn’t know won’t hurt him, and shit, how do I know HE’S not getting his knob polished by his cute secretary working those long hours anyway, right?

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So my friend Becky’s been looking for a house to buy, and wanted to drag me along, which seemed kinda boring, to tell you the truth.

But actually, the whole process turned into a spank-bank-worthy story I feel I MUST tell y’all!

So we go see this nice house out in a nice quiet neighborhood and the real estate agent lets us in. He’s cute and very sweet, dressed up in his suit and tie and everything. We go through the house and it seemed perfect for Becks—new and hardwood floors and nice kitchen. Then we got to the basement and it was the strangest thing—there was a couch down there, but nothing else. We looked at the wiring and the circuit breaker and it seemed a little wonky. Becks grew up with an electrician dad and she said she knew right away that was an issue. She was disappointed and the agent and her started to go back-and-forth on the how bad or not bad the electrical situation was.

So I AHEM put some of my NEGOTIATING skills to work here and I said why don’t we sit down for a moment and see if we can work something out?
We all sat down on the sofa, and I immediately put my hand on the realtor’s leg. Good ol Becks figured out right away that I was not only gonna help her out with the house but I was gonna help me get LAID.
Well suit boy eventually realized his good fortune (and what I was really after!) and soon his cock was out and hard in my fucking mouth! He had a nice dick, good size but not so huge I couldn’t take it. I’m a little girl hehe. Becks undressed him from behind, massaging his shoulders and back and unbuttoning his shirt and then her own while he fucked my mouth and I just let him do it!

He played with my lips with the head of his dick and it was so fucking hot.

Eventually Becks got jealous and joined me and we took turns sucking his dick while he stood naked over us on the couch and then we both sucked him at once! Me on one side, her on the other. God it was fucking AMAZING. We had never been so close lol. I started playing with her tits and then I had an idea, we both put our tits up to his dick and then he tit-fucked us both at the same time! Lol what can I say I’m a creative one!

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Eventually my pussy was screaming for it. I knew Becks she had a boyfriend she gets it whenever she wants but my hole HAD to get filled. I lay half-down on the couch with my legs popping up right over the end and my sweet creamy cunt all ready to go and waiting for him and I said fuck m—but before I could get it out he knew what to do, he just rammed it in there! Oh my God you know how it is when you haven’t had a good fuck for so long and then just get all the bad feelings banged out of you. I could feel all this bad energy and gunk and sadness and bad things in my life just floating away and being released. It was nice.

My eyes went in the back of my head and I saw nothing felt nothing but his hard dick slamming into me.

There was nothing but his dick and my hole. My aching battered hole. God it felt so good. Becks was fingering herself beside me liking the free porn I guess. I looked up and saw this beautiful hot fucking image I’ll never forget of suitless suit-boy lost in his pleasure, sweating like a mule and jacking himself inside my puss. He was so lost in me he loved fucking me I loved how much he loved fucking me! It was almost like he could go forever, time got lost as he cored me, pummel-fucked me into the couch. I lay back and saw stars.
Then Becks wanted to get fucked at least a little lol fine bitch.

He fucked her good and I put my dripping cunt on hers and let her eat me out while he rammed into her. That was fun she ate such good pussy!

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I gotta remember that haha. I kissed boy while riding Becky’s face and he squeezed my tits as he fucked my friend and it was one of the hottest things I’ve ever done. I can’t lie it was so fucking hot.

Eventually I came with fire, drenching Becks’s face! I shuddered over her and boy held me strong as I spasmed. I saw stars again! I sweated into his arms as I came. God I felt like every bad thing had never happened to me. Then Becks came and we both knew we wanted it. Suit-boy’d been silent but we lined up for him tongues out like good little girls and then suddenly he was shouting and grunting saying I’m gonna cum!!! I’m gonna fucking cum!!!! AHHHHHHH and he sprayed all over us! Oh my God he came so hard! It was amazing!
So, yeah, the realtor took Beck’s LOWERED offer back to the owners, and now they close in two weeks. Let it never be said I can’t do a good thing for my friends! LOL

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He sent me A DICK PIC!!!!!!!!!

I seriously didn’t expect anything to happen when I messaged him, but this famous rapper (can’t tell ya who!) totally sent me “Hi” with a smiley face when I added him as a friend on facebook. He was coming to town and I wanted free tickets!

After a few messages of me telling him about my day job (phone sex extraordinaire) and him being super turned on by that and telling me how hot and sexy and perfect I am, I decided to have a little fun and sent him some dirty pics, tittie pics, an ass shot, a vibrator on my clit. Yeaaaaah boy I know how to take nude selfies that will make your cock HARD.

So this dude sends me a million messages back telling me I’m so sexy, I have an amazing ass, we have to meet, we just have to…

So I’m like okay I’m coming to your show, get me backstage passes!

I send him my number and in the middle of the night I get a phone call from a strange number. So I’m sleeping but I listen to the voicemail in the morning… it’s a black dude’s voice I can hardly understand, and I lose my shit.

Literally my panties filled up with sticky wet juice as soon as I realized who it was!

I’ve never been with a black guy before, or a celebrity, so this was like WHOA…

Then it happened…he sent me a bunch of pictures of his BBC: his big, fat, hard, long-as-fuck black fuck-stick. Even one with a ruler next to it! Dude…I’m talking 9+ inches!

I wanted that fat cock of his in my cunt like a stripper wants money. When I saw that ruler, my pussy almost cried out “YES PLEASE!” lol

So that weekend I text dude when I’m in the lobby of his fancy hotel and then I look out the window at the view of the city and the elevator door opens and I hear a voice say, “Gorgeous woman” and I turn around and it’s HIM, the famous rapper who I’ve been listening to for years, right in front of my face, in his baggy sweat shorts and without a shirt on.

So I smile my charming smile and walk up to him and he puts his arms around me and I can feel his cock is already hard.

“I was just looking at your pictures girl,” he tells me, and we walk back in the elevator. As soon as the door closes he kisses me, and I feel like he’s gonna push the emergency stop so we can fuck right there.

So I’m in his hotel room still in shock and he pulls me to the bed and rubs my ass. There is a bottle of coconut oil sitting on the table and he’s ooohing and aaaahhing and he pulls my pants down.

I thought we were going to wait until after the show, so now I’m freaking out wondering if we’re going to fuck now and then I would have to leave and not even be able to go to the after party where all the cool people hang out.

My pants are down and he’s kissing my booty and reaches for the oil and massages it slowly into my ass. It’s warm and his hands are big and they feel SO GOOD.

So then he keeps kissing my ass and he starts licking my asshole, then suddenly I feel his tongue inside of me. HIS TONGUE WAS INSIDE OF ME! This famous rapper’s tongue!!

!!!

Then he took his tongue out of my ass he took my pussy in his mouth and started licking my clit real slowly, like he was lapping up a delicious dessert.

His cock was so hard and so fucking long it fell down to his knees and I grabbed it and started jerking it and before I knew it I was on my back and he was rubbing his mushroom tip on my clit.

I couldn’t take it anymore, I was going to cum, but I wanted to wait it was so fucking hot.

He barely inserted his cock in my pussy before I exploded. I’m almost ashamed of how fast that fat dark meat made me cum!

I dripped all over the head of his dick and he shoved it in further. I swear I felt it hit my rib cage it was so damn long, and after a few pumps he pulled out and dropped his cum all over my belly.

I just stared at him in awe, thinking this is better than an autograph, thinking I will never wash my stomach again.

He said “Damn girl,” and “Mmmmhhh” and then put his sweats back on. There was definitely more to cum after the show, which was amazing btw, I got to watch from the side of the stage. And all the girls and other rappers in his posse knew I was a groupie but whatever, there’s a first time for everything!

PS: My cunt was SO sore for the next few days. All of that big black cock was insane! I think I’m addicted though…like, I’m so INTO black guys now!

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Y’ALL. Fucking—I don’t even know.

I work in the nights and usually finish my work on the phones when the sun’s coming up. Like this morning it was like that. It was slow for the first bit but I had a really nice chat at the end with one of you guys. After we both came (at the same time—love that) we talked a bit more, just unwinding. He mentioned to me (I’ll call him Tim) he’d tried anal for the first time last week.

Now here’s a little thing about me: I’m no prude, and I’ve fucked a lot, but I’ve never done that. I’ve always been afraid. Whatever, stupid reasons. But Tim was saying the girl he’d hooked up with loved it. At first I was like “Right. Sure she did.” But really, she did. She said he’d just been gentle at first with lots of lube and slowly revved up the speed, and she didn’t just come she squirted!

I get hot when I hear shit like that.

Eventually Tim had to go and we said nice goodbyes and hung up. I went over to the window and opened the blinds and looked at the sun coming in over the trees. I only have a little student pad. But I like my view. Usually after work I take a quick nap then get up and study, but I’m ahead in class these days and didn’t want to sleep.

And I was still. You know. Thinking.

So I made a pot of coffee and took it out on my patio and thumbed through my phone. I’m a pretty busy girl between work and school…I don’t have too much time for my own fun anymore but fuck it. I was trying to think of guys I could call. I texted a few I’d hooked up with years ago. They didn’t respond. I think a lot of them have moved away. College towns, I guess.

I put on my purple silk blouse, my good pants and a coat. I thought if I took a walk into town my brain would settle down. And if not, maybe I’d meet someone—

And yes ok. That’s crazy right? Even a girl like me. I’ve done wild shit. But who goes to pick up guys eight-thirty in the morning on a Friday? That’s what I was thinking. That’s what was in my head.

So I was walking into town on the main road. I had some books with me thinking maybe I could zone out on campus. Get this sudden what the fuck obsession about anal out of my head. Then I was going through the nice tenured professor part of town. There it happened.

I heard my name.

I turned around. It was my old English teacher from freshman year. Young. But you could tell he was old for his years. It was his first year teaching when I had him. Tall. He said he came from up north from a family of farmers. Somewhere cold. He was in a T-shirt and mowing the lawn.

I said: “Professor!” I was so shocked. I had no idea he’d remembered me. I’d had a dream about him. A couple of them.

I could bore you with these next parts. Where we were both being shy. I won’t. He invited me in for coffee. He made fun of my heavy winter coat (come on I’m from the South). I found his wife was away on business. I kissed him. Wasn’t half an hour after I left home I was blowing him in his kitchen nook. Guess I still am a wild girl.

So. I liked him pumping my head and cradling my neck with his big pulsing farmer-stock dick. I liked him fucking my face in that silk blouse of mine. But. But. After a bit I was like “You have a bedroom” We went up, he had a beautiful four-poster elegant bed. It was really like something a princess would sleep in. I didn’t tell him but I’ve dreamed of making love in a bed like that. We were naked and he was about to fuck my cunt which fair enough was almost dripping. But I turned around. Plucked out the little bottle of lube I had in my bag. I rubbed his dick with it sweet and smooth and fluid. And I whispered.

“You ever fuck a girl in the ass?”

English professor or not, I don’t think he expected that.

I lubed us up both good. Put my head in his pillow. Slowly guided him in.

I drew him in slowly, an inch. And then another. And then I lost my breath as he was in me. I didn’t know something could hurt like that. And feel so good. It was like he got between a closed seam of me. But he was sweet. He could feel how I was shuddering. He went slowly. Very gently pumping in and out of me. Opening me up piece by piece. I can’t tell you how good it felt down there. When I get fucked in my pussy it’s right and never hurts and it’s fun in the simplest way, like it’s regular and good but when he put his dick in my ass how he did it was like he gave me a new body. I was concentrated there in every way. Like my skin was inside out with something better. And there was nothing but him filling my ass.
I could tell he wanted to really fuck me— he said “You like that?” and I suppose he broke the spell a little but that was fine. Because I wanted to get fucked too. “I love it,” I gasped. “Fuck me.”

He went a little faster. My body’s engine was revving for it. He said: “I don’t want to hurt you.”
“I DON’T CARE IF YOU HURT ME” I said. “FUCK ME!” That’s how I set him loose. He gathered my hair and pulled me back and I gasped like a fish at the ceiling, He pounded my opening gaping hole. I could feel it far up as my fingers and toes. When I got fucked in my ass I felt it in every inch of my skin. He fucked me savagely and brutally. But it never hurt too much. It always hurt just right enough. I came again. And then again. I’ve come fucking three times this morning. And still he fucked me. I thought he could fuck forever. He had me in a ball on the bed. At the end. He loomed over me. Like a God. He stood over me plunging himself in and out fucking my wet ass over and over and over and over and over. I would have stayed there for hours as long as he fucked me. I didn’t once think of asking him to stop.
Finally he was grunting and shaking. When he came, he put himself all the way in. Stretched me to the very end. I felt him gush and his cum trickle into me and drip down the insides. My sore, aching ass.
I asked if he’d call a cab home. Because fuck after that I could barely walk. He did, the sweetie. And now I’m going to sleep all day. On my fucking stomach. Lol. I hope the other girls don’t think weird of me but ladies, you don’t know what you’re missing.

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